Sunday, March 21, 2010

Wingnut Wrapup- Failure Edition

Well, they are frothing at the mouth at the anti-American idea that insurance companies don't have the right to rape us every day. That's just not Republican. Believe me, this is just a small sample:

Carol Platt Liebau, Town Hall: "Ultimately, the question for the Stupak block is this: Are you really pro-life, or not? Let's pray these congressmen remain firm in their resolve to stand up for the unborn babies."

Stand up for the unborn babies. By denying health care to millions of living people. Real pro life there, you monster.

Austin Hill, Town Hall: "Is President Obama At War With America? If a frontal assault on the foundational principals and values of American life can qualify as being “at war” - then yes, Barack Obama is in combat with our country."

Luckily for us, the notion that Obama is in "a frontal assault on the foundational principals and values of American life" is a psychotic delusion. I.e. Republican party line.

Joseph C. Phillios, Town Hall: "There will be blood...If there is to be a second revolution then let it begin here and now! ...No one will be safe. Neither a “D” nor an “R” following a name will be sufficient protection from the people’s blade! There is no time like now to begin the winnowing process; and there is no better reason than to dismantle a government that can’t be trusted to keep its part of the bargain."

The people's blade. Ooh, I'm really scared now. What, you are going to get out of your mother's basement, and go around shooting people? Face it, the only thing that gets you away from your keyboard is when you run out of Cheetos. And you spent all your gun money on them, so you're just out of luck, sucker.

Dan Perrin, Red State: "ObamaCare will Kill Millions of Babies"

It will save millions of real people, but as we know, Republicans only care about you until you're born. After that, you're on your own, buddy.

Confederate Yankee: "Ready to Riot?

Fat chance, macho man. Here's Mr. Yankee's evidence:

"The gun store downtown was doing what I suspect was unusually brisk business for an early Saturday morning outside of hunting season. This same gun store's parking lot was overflowing mid-afternoon yesterday shortly after 3:30 PM, with traffic filling the lot, the nearby on-street parking filled, and overflow parking spilling into the gravel lot next door. I've also seen a minivan with a warning/threat against Obamacare written in red paint on the windows

... there seems to be a distinct undercurrent of frustration and rage building against the federal government in general, the tricks of Democratic Party in specific, and tomorrow's Obamacare may be the catalyst. I don't sense any organization, but strong sentiment appears to be brewing."

Yeah, and they are all about to head out into the street and start shooting. Well, you know what? Give it a try, already, you pathetic, deluded jerks, and see where it gets you.

Michael Gaynor, Renew America: "Though bankrupt, ACORN is succeeding in its subversive mission"

Its subversive mission being to register people to vote. People who can't be counted on to vote Republican. What a bunch of criminals. Let's all dress up in pimp costumes and make movies about them.

Sher Zieve, Renew America: "Obama has now joined the likes of all other despots who have ever walked and practiced their tyrannies upon planet Earth. Tyrants like Saddam Hussein, Josef Stalin, Pol Pot, Robert Mugabe, Kim Jong-il and Fidel Castro are now unequivocally united with the US Usurper and Dictator-in-Chief Barack Hussein Obama in their complete and total subjugation of their countries peoples."

Yeah, Sher, you have a real point there. Why I remember when Obama gassed several million people, murdered his opposition, slaughtered his own people en masse, stole billions of the country's wealth for his own personal use, made other political parties illegal, and started wars of aggression against innocent countries. Sure, I see the similarity.

Jack Cashill, American Thinker: "Is BHO the New FDR? The parallels between FDR and BHO are hard to miss"

This one really made me laugh. Like, being the new FDR would be a bad thing. Boy do these people live on another planet.

James Lambert, Renew America: "Media still not reporting corruption and use of our tax dollars to win healthcare votes"

James, just maybe that's because it didn't happen, no matter how much you guys scream that it did. Think about it. Maybe some day you'll figure it out.

Bryan Fischer, Renew America: "March 21, 2010 will go down in history as a day that will live in infamy. It is a rare thing when a nation can point to one specific moment in time in which its tragic destiny was sealed. That moment came today at 4:07 Eastern time. For at 4:07 p.m. on March 21, 2010, Bart Stupak announced that his pro-life convictions had collapsed like a cheap tent in a slight breeze. As a result, the America we knew and loved is gone, gone, gone."

Bart Stupak, you destroyed our country. Voting for health care reform is just the same as attacking the United States with bombers and killing several thousand military personnel. And it's all your fault.

Warner Todd Huston, Renew America: "Lord of the Rings updated for 2010, the Dark Lord ACORN lives"

Oh my God, now ACORN is Sauron. Is nothing sacred? Or, to ask a more pertinent question, is no depth of stupidity too great for conservatives?

The Forgotten Street: "As President Barrack Hussein Obama continues to press his radical socialist agenda on an America that wants no part of it, the question raises: Is Obama the new Salvador Allende? Salvador Allende was a Communist piece of human trash who secured power in Chile and proceeded to destroy a functioning democracy...So America must learn from history and realize that Barack Hussein Obama has placed us on the same unsustainable path that Allende did in Chile."

Which is what. exactly? In case you have forgotten, Allende was an elected moderate left leader, who was ousted by a vicious military dictatorship which put Chile through hell for decades. So is that what these guys are promising us? If Obama dares to do what he was elected to do, they will support a military dictatorship as an alternative?

You know what? After endless time spent reading these people's crap, I believe that this is exactly what they mean. Luckily for us, these jackasses are too stupid and juvenile to have much chance of pulling it off.

Confederate Yankee: "Reconciliation Off the Table if Senate Bill Fails to Pass? Seems to good to be true"

That's because it is too good to be true. Come on, guys- you conducted your usual hoggish campaign of lies and fearmongering, and this time (thank the Lord) you lost. Deal with it. You only make yourselves look like a bunch of five year old brats.

3 comments:

Infidel753 said...

Yeah, and they are all about to head out into the street and start shooting. Well, you know what? Give it a try, already, you pathetic, deluded jerks, and see where it gets you.

The trouble is, it wouldn't surprise me if a few of them do. It wouldn't be the first time. There was the plane attack in Austin; there was Oklahoma City. It won't change anything politically, but people will die.

Green Eagle said...

Unfortunately, you're right, as far as I can tell. I have been predicting as long as this blog has existed (and long before that) that these people are going to see to it that they don't lose their dirty grip on the government before they engage in some really horrible acts of violence. What I'm making fun of is the notion that it is going to get them anywhere but a nice long stay in prison. So I agree with your final comment too. It won't accomplish anything but kill some innocent people.

Jean Valjean said...

Gotta hand it to Barack for framing the moral and ethical issues in ways that change hearts and minds. Bart Stupak won a lot of respect and a lot of new friends tonight.