They're back! Well, they are vaguely conscious today, so on we go with Green Eagle's serious and incisive analysis of the nature of right wing thought in our age:
Humberto Fontova, Town Hall: " Why Fidel Castro Bashes Arizona's SB 1070"
Because, much to your surprise, Fidel Castro is less of a racist pig than the Arizona legislature?
Steve Mroczkiewicz, Town Hall: "Our Kids Deserve Balance in the Classroom...Most recently, the superintendent declared Not Evil, Just Wrong isn’t suitable because it lacks the endorsement of the National Earth Day Foundation. You can see what I’m up against."
Yeah, I can see what you are up against- the truth.
Mr. Mroczkiewics, who describes himself as working "as a Field Research Scientist for a global crop protection company" actually works for a company named Syngenta, which is one of the world's largest producers of herbicides and pesticides. Guess how they might come down on environmentalism. He is apparently a "scholar" at Phyllis Schlafly's Independent Women's Forum, whose slogan (if I am remembering this correctly) is "Against Everything Decent for Fifty Years."
Erick Erickson, Red State: "When George Bush stood on the rubble of the World Trade Center and said, “I can hear you! I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people — and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!” people knew he meant business. People knew that George Bush would take action."
And he did, too. He invaded the wrong country. Thanks, Erick, for reminding us.
Confederate Wankee: "Baby Killer Kagan"
Didn't you know it would come down to this before the confirmation process was over?
Richard Landes, Pajamas Media: "Demopaths Setting the Global Agenda"
Demopaths. That's a new one. Very clever there. Jackass.
Ron Radosh, Pajamas Media: "A Challenge to the New Yorker: Open Your Pages...I have a simple question to ask: would the Nation or the New Yorker print an article by a conservative that sharply criticizes a book by a liberal writer they all revere?"
Aah...I guess that would be "balance in the classroom," i.e. giving equal time to unapologetic liars. No, Ron, I don't think the New Yorker is going to go for that. But keep on beating up on them- maybe some day you will force them into it.
Ryan Mauro, Pajamas Media: "Satellite Photos Support Testimony That Iraqi WMD Went to Syria...The history books on this issue shouldn’t be written just yet."
No...Don't write the history books yet. Give the wingnuts a few more decades to concoct some more lies before you just go ahead and do the liberal thing and print the truth.
Of course these satellite photos prove no such thing. What do you think, they can zoom in on a bunch of anthrax bombs and read the label saying "made in Iraq?"
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: " Obamas Spend $10 Million of Taxpayer Money on Drunken White House Parties"
And here's a picture of one of the drunken White House parties that Jim so kindly provides. Looks like a real orgy, huh? I guess Obama is not even allowed to have State dinners any more. Those are reserved for white presidents.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Terror-Linked American Leftist Nut Ken O’Keefe Defends Attacking Israeli Soldiers on the Mavi Marmara"
Ken O'Keefe? Who the hell is that? Can't they find someone we've heard of that defended the terrorists? No, I guess not; Ken O'Keefe will have to do, whoever he is.
Alan Caruba, Renew America: "why has the Obama administration announced a shutdown of the auctioning of oil leases?"
Why do you think, moron? Haven't been following the news the last month or so, huh?
World Net Daily: "Is flotilla battle signaling start of 'Gog and Magog'?"
No. Grow up, Joseph.
World Net Daily Exclusive: "What the sneaky Left has really been doing to America"
Oh I don't know- giving it social security, a minimum wage, a 40-hour work week, deposit insurance, guaranteed civil rights and expanded medical care. What did the Right bring us in the same time? Two depressions.
Take your choice.
Astute Bloggers: "WHEN OBAMA LETS THE BUSH TAX CUTS EXPIRE, THE ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE"
Too late, O Astute ones...it already collapsed. In large part, because of those tax cuts.