'Blest if I believe such a Poll Parrot as you was ever learned to speak!'
Can I be President of Gunlandia?
Yeah, but they pick their presidents the same way they do now in Honduras. I hope you are up for the campaign.
Oh man, I guess I wouldn't be able to be President for longer than our Constitution allows. Meh, screw the constitution right? I'll hold a referendum anyway, even though the legislature and courts have told me it is illegal.
Hey, go for it! I have my suspicions it's going to be "every man for himself" up there in Gunlandia.They're still never going to beat Ohio State in football, so it's going to be a pretty meaningless victory.
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