Monday, October 12, 2009

Wingnut Wrapup

Just the usual load of garbage today:

Soeren Kern, Pajamas Media: "End of Obamamania? Europe's Tepid Reaction to Obama’s Nobel"

What did you expect them to do, dance in the streets? Grow up guys, everybody in the whole world except you wingnut wackos loves him. And you're just having your weekly tantrum as usual.

Jean Card, Pajamas Media: "When it Comes to Small Business, Obama Just Doesn't Get It...The entrepreneurial spirit isn't halted by the specter of expensive health insurance."

It is, however, brought to a dead stop by the horrid prospect of corporations having to pay their fair share of taxes. Money to the government- disgusting. Money to their fellow corporate thieves- just the cost of doing business.

Gateway Pundit: "Oh S***!... Unusual Amount of Profanity In Obama White House"

Keep your eyes on the big issues, Mr. Gateway. Say, do you come in a box printed like a cow? Oh, and by the way, go fuck yourself.

John LeBoutillier, Newsmax: " This Nobel Prize story threatens to embolden Obama that his way is indeed the divine way and thus the only way. If that happens, then — ironically — he becomes another version of G.W. Bush all over again."

What, he suddenly becomes a stupid, incompetent, lying, bratty, drunken rich kid who never did anything right in his life? Really, do you think that's going to happen? That would be amazing.

James Walsh, Newsmax: "Healthcare for Illegals Fits Leftist Goal of Plundering U.S."

Those leftists- plundering the U. S. That's all they are about- nothing like the insurance companies and the oil companies, and the military contractors, and the investment bankers, whose only thought is what they can do for the rest of us.

Alan Caruba: "As the greatest hoax of the modern era, "global warming," bites the dust around the world, it behooves us all to contemplate why environmentalists would attempt to hoodwink the world's population"

Yeah, why would they? Alan, maybe they aren't. Did you ever think of that? Maybe they are telling the truth. Maybe its the industries that don't want to pay for the mess they've made that are hiring people to hoodwink people. You know, it really could be that simple. The greedy, thieving bastards might be the liars too. Think it over.

Barbara Simpson, World Net Daily: "But Barack Obama isn't a "normal" person. He's a man of mixed race with a clouded family history who somehow got out of the comfortable middle class and into the heady ether of the Ivy League."

Well, at least we didn't have to worry about that issue with George Bush. We sure as hell know how he got into the Ivy League.

Chuck Norris, World Net Daily: "God and guns are what our country was founded upon."

Chuck, if I've told you once, I've told you a dozen times- it's past your bedtime mister. Now be quiet and get back to your room. Mommy and Daddy are trying to drink in peace.

World Net Daily: "GOP backing 'radical liberal' for Congress"

That'll be the day, huh? Fat chance.

Russell Goldman, ABC News: "Creationists Say Science and Bible Disprove 'Ardi' Fossil Is Evidence of Evolution"

Oh, the bible disproves it. That's interesting. I never saw the chapter in the bible about primate anthropology. I'll look again- it might be really interesting. I bet it's right in there between the part about the people who turned into salt, and the part about the guy who lived inside a whale.

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