Monday, October 5, 2009

Wingnut Wrapup

They're certainly straining their limited mental capacity to keep this up, for whatever that's worth:

George Will, Town Hall: "Olympic Gold for Narcissism"

They just can't give up on this phony issue, can they? It just goes to show how little they can find to complain about in the Obama presidency. Remember Bush and Cheney? It was a new outrage every time you picked up the newspaper. We just had better things to do than get up to a ten month tantrum.

Bruce Bialosky, Town Hall: "Soaking the Rich Makes No Sense"

Yeah, but it would be so much fun.

Regular Folks United: " Are conservative elitists brain-dead?"

Of course they are. All conservatives are brain-dead.

Confederate Yankee: "Forget the Baby Steps Towards Fascism: Obama Administration Attacks Free Speech at United Nations"

You know what, Mr. Yankee? When you come right out and start supporting military dictatorships like the one in Honduras, you have exactly zero right to open your big fat mouth and blab about fascism. So, why don't you just shut the hell up and crawl back in your hole, huh?

James Hirsen, Newsmax: "Mystery Shrouds Defense of Accused Letterman Blackmailer"

Who cares?

Gateway Pundit: "For the First Time Since 1991-- Obama Snubs Dalai Lama"

Who cares?

Gateway Pundit: "Charles Barkley Channels His Inner Jimmy Carter"

Who cares?

World Net Daily: "Iran's Ahmadinejad – a self-hating Jew?"

No, as it turns out. The right had a lot of fun over the last few days with this idiotic story. It turns out that Ahmadinejad's parentage is well known to anyone who cared to find out, and it wasn't Jewish, you can count on that. Conservatives make fools out of themselves again; and in the end:

Who cares?

World Net Daily: "Oprah or Jesus: Who's right?"

Who cares?

Chuck Norris: "I'm tired of seeing out-of-control government over-reaching into every area of our lives....Know what I mean? "

Who ever cares what Chuck Norris has to say? God, these guys are struggling to find something to latch onto. Remember the glory days (that would be two months ago) when they really believed they were going to convince everybody that Obama was a communist? Or Kenyan? Or something?

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily: "Don't you dare point out in polite company that socialized medicine in Germany provided the mechanism for the Holocaust."

Oh, it did, did it? You know what, Joseph? Guns provided the mechanism for Hitler to invade France. Ever think of that, Moron? Maybe we should ban guns along with "socialized medicine." How does that idea strike you? And think about this: Without the almost universal equipping of German troops with two legs each, they would never have been able to goose step into Paris. Not without looking really silly, anyway. Maybe we should ban legs too, huh?

Joseph continues:

"Am I suggesting that socialized medicine of the kind being promoted in America today leads inevitably to holocaust and mass murder?

No."

Yes you are, you dick. That's exactly what you are "suggesting." You are just too much of a coward to admit it.

American Spectator: "Conservatives keep waiting for the definitive history of the Reagan years."

I'd give up on that one, guys. When the definitive history of the Reagan years comes out, you aren't going to like what it has to say. Not one bit.

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