Saturday, October 17, 2009

Wingnut Wrapup

Three days' collection here. The wingnuts are really letting old Green Eagle down lately. I guess all of those tantrums really tired them out.

Ann Coulter, Town Hall: "Natural Born Losers"

Not you guys. You had to work really hard to lose that big. Congratulations on your achievement.

Michelle Malkin, Town Hall: "Who's Behind the White House War on Fox News?"

All I want to know is, are they demanding 40,000 more troops? Because, if so, I say declare victory and leave.

Gateway Pundit: "Three of the five members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee had objections to the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to US President Barack Obama, the Norwegian tabloid Verdens Gang (VG) reported Thursday."

Then how did he get it? Did he steal it? They should know better than to leave small, valuable objects out in the open when those people are around, don't you think?

Phyllis Schlafly, Renew America: "If Obama had told us before his election"

Phyllis, he didn't need to. We could see for ourselves.

World Net Daily: "Kindergartner fights for Jesus poster for 10 years"

Ten years? Listen, guy, if you stopped fighting over that Jesus poster, you'd probably be in third grade by now.

Lloyd Marcus, Renew America: "They lynched Limbaugh... now us!"

Lloyd, do you understand what the word "lynch" means? It doesn't mean "didn't let him buy a professional football team." Look it up.

World Net Daily: "Poll: Belief in Obama conspiracy theories high in Tennessee"

That figures, huh?

Black Bag Bobby, Regular Folks United: "Why are so many willing to be enslaved? The environmentalists (and elitists, union thugs, community organisers, some politicians, etc, etc.) are a tool of the enemies of the United States. How so you ask? Here are a few questions to consider: Isn't it cheaper , safer and more cost effective for an enemy country to support environmental extremists in the US rather than funding spies and technology?"

Huh? Actually, I pretty well phased out on this one after the guy called himself "Black Bag Bobby." I don't need that much advice from four year olds.

Mark Hillman, Town Hall: "Kiss Your Money and Freedom Goodbye"

Freedom maybe. We kissed our money goodbye under you guys.

Erick Erickson, Red State: "Do the RNC, NRCC, and Dede Scozzafava condone eugenics and sterilization of the poor and minorities?"

No! Who would mow their lawns?

Pam (boy am I angry) Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "ACTION ALERT: Obama to Cede US Sovereignty in December"

Yes sir, by signing a climate change treaty. A little over the top there, Pammy. She continues (bright red color and italics from Pam):

"I read that treaty. And what it says is this, that a world government is going to be created."

Sure, Pam. World government. Whatever. Anything else to tell us today? Yes? Well, go on then:

Pam (can she really believe this?) Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "German/Islamic Collaboration Again: Hitler's Favorite Car Company Goes Sharia, Financing Jihad"

This because Muslims believe it is wrong to charge interest. So, Mercedes arranged non-interest loans so Muslims could buy their cars. Just like Hitler, huh? And under this kind of thinking, isn't it "American/Islamic collaboration" every time we fill our gas tanks? We're all jihadists, Pammy.

Ralph Reed: ""Americans voted for hope and change but they didn't vote for this"

Yes they did, Ralph. I know you still can't believe they voted for the black guy, but they did. Deal with it.

World Net Daily: "Will 'Antichrist' come to your neighborhood?"

My neighborhood? Waikiki? Only on vacation, guys.

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