Wingnut Wrapup

They never change, they never learn, and above all, they never tell the truth. It's a point of honor with them.

It's a point of honor with Green Eagle to squawk in derision:

Michael Barone, Town Hall: "the tea party protesters...are interested in substantive political issues. They decry the dangers of expanding the national debt, increasing government spending and putting government in command of the health care sector."

Sure they do, Michael. They're really after serious solutions. That's why they are behind Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, the two most stupid, self-serving demagogues in the country.

Erick Erickson, Red State: "The reaction people have to Sarah Palin is very much the reaction many people have to Jesus"

Really? I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus abandoned his responsibilities, so he could get rich selling his ghost written, maundering book of self-serving distortions. I also missed the part where he got a job on Fox news.

Erick Erickson, Red State: "Franken's never really lived in Minnesota"

Franken grew up in Minnesota. Erick, can't you tell the truth about anything?

Melissa Clouthier, Pajamas Media: "Why Is Sarah Palin Associating with the For-Profit Tea Party Nation?"

Why do you think, you idiot? To make money, and stay in the limelight so she can make more money. That's why Sarah does everything.

Ann "Babe" Huggett, Renew America: "Coakley bodyguard's Beer Hall Push prime example of Democratic thuggery"

Shoving an obnoxious reporter- now the equivalent of a Nazi attempt to overthrow the government. Typical right wing thought.

World Net Daily Exclusive: "Democrats 'plan to steal the vote'

By registering more eligible voters. That's the plot. How despicable.

Larrey Anderson, American Thinker: "It turns out that the majority of Americans do want "hope and change." We just want it to start with the GOP."

Larry, don't hold your breath for that to happen. That's about as likely as Snow White opening a whorehouse.

Confederate Yankee: "Danny Glover Is An Idiot- While it is fashionable (and correct) to slam Pat Robertson for his idiotic comment that the Haitian earthquake was because of a rumored pact made with the Devil hundreds of years ago, why aren't more people mocking this moronic actor for claiming that global warming was responsible?"

Can't figure that one out, Yankee dude? Here's your answer: Because Pat Robertson has demonstrated once again that he is a loathsome, racist hatemonger who will say anything, no matter how vile. Danny Glover may be dead wrong, but he is still a nice guy, not a human pig.

Pajamas Media: "Massachusetts shocker: Brown Up 15% in Pajamas Media/CrossTarget Poll- This is the first poll to show the Republican surging to such an extent in the key Senate race."

Pajamas media poll? Why didn't you check, say, a poll from World Net Daily, where he is probably up by 15,000%?

Alan Keyes, Renew America: "Why union workers should despise Obamacare"

Let me guess. Because they love being sick?

Linda Chavez, Town Hall: "Best Medicine To Prevent Another Recession"

Here's her answer:
1. Give up on health care reform
2. Cut taxes on the rich
Surprised?

Pam Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "Obama orders his goose stepping lemmings to troll talk radio."












Goose stepping lemmings. Man, I want to see that. Oh well, after you guys impeach him, maybe Obama and his lemmings can get a job in the circus.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Dems Announce Plans to Ram Through Obamacare with 51 Votes if Scott Brown Wins"

"Ram Through" meaning, in Republican speak, getting a majority vote, a traditional Democratic subterfuge to get what they want. Remember that none of Bush's big tax giveaways or other disgusting, corrupt legislation, got 60 votes. That's because the Democrats didn't filibuster every thing he wanted to do, regardless of how bad their obstruction might be for the country. But (repeat after me) It's Okay If You Are A Republican.

World Net Daily: "Union tax deal: 'Blatant raw politics'

Shocking! Politics in the Senate! Will the injustice never end!

Astute Bloggers: "WUWT: WHAT GIVES: IT'S THE COLDEST FLORIDA HAS BEEN IN 100 YEARS - BUT THE "GLOBAL MEAN TEMPERATURE" IS UP?"
GLOBAL MEAN TEMPERATURE IS AS MEANINGFUL AS CALCULATING YOUR SALARY IN MARTIAN CURRENCY.

Because the temperature in Florida tells us far more about global warming than the temperature in the whole world, apparently. That makes a lot of sense. Even more pathetic than usual, O Astute ones. And really, fix that caps lock button already.

And in conclusion, I just want to note that it's only four days now until the grand Teabagger national strike! I can hardly wait.