They're feeling their oats today:
Phyllis Schlafly, Town Hall: "Singing Heil Obama in New Jersey"
It gets more pathetic every day, huh? Heil Obama. I wonder if those are the words they really used.
Erick Erickson, Red State: "Obama Administration Condones Sex With Minors."
His Evidence: "People with low IQ got to see Whoopee Goldberg defend Roman Polanski on the View yesterday. Goldberg had no problem with the man filling a thirteen year old girl with alcohol and drugs before raping her."
Whoopee Goldberg is now, apparently, the entire Obama administration. Well, you know, they all look alike. You know what I mean.
Streiff, Red State: "Common Sense Outlawed in Indiana"
Streiff, where have you been, man? Common sense was outlawed in Indiana decades ago.
Little Pammy Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "Afghanistan: Fatal Misunderstanders of Islam, "When you treat the Afghans with kid gloves, they will bite off your hand"
Ouch, Pammy, that would hurt. Probably not as much as having some foreign soldiers come and shoot up your village, but still, who wants to have their hand bitten off.
Power Line: "It is quite remarkable that the Democratic Party now--belatedly, to say the least--wants to make an issue out of civility. The Left published a cartoon depicting former black Secretary of State Condolezza Rice as an Aunt Jemima..."
The Left, huh? The Left published something. By that reasoning, The Right published Mein Kampf.
Power Line: "Cheney for President"
That would be Liz, not her dad. Oh my God in heaven above: Could they possibly have sunk so low? Sarah Palin with bleach blond hair and an eating disorder. And a psychotic, criminal dad. Just what we need.
Pajamas Media: "The 2007 NIE Was a Deliberate LIE"
Yeah, it came from the Bush Administration, guys. What did you expect it to be?
Newsmax: "Leading national security expert Frank Gaffney tells Newsmax we could be in the "last days" before Iran obtains nuclear weapons — and he warns that, if it does, it absolutely will use them."
Leading national security expert Green Eagle warns that we could be in the "last days" before Santa goes rogue and starts dropping anthrax on us from his sleigh. Just as much evidence to support Green Eagle's theory as Frank Gaffney's, but Frank Gaffney gets to put his opinion in Newsweek. He's earned that position in the traditional way: by being wrong about every damned thing on earth for thirty years.
David Limbaugh, Newsmax: "Obama Looks to Save World at US Expense"
God forbid! God forbid that we should have to pay to save the world. Better to just let it go to hell, huh?
Washington Times: "Democrats try to pack the courts"
How dare they! Only Republicans should be allowed to appoint judges. It's the American way.
Sher Zieve, Renew America: "Obama's enemies of liberty, freedom, and humans on a roll"
Frankly, Sher, I don't know about you, but I'm an enemy of humans on a roll too. It sounds like it would taste terrible.
London Telegraph: "Andy Williams accuses Obama of following Marxist theory"
Boy, that will sting. Andy Williams. What, was Chuck Norris nodding off today?
World Net Daily Exclusive: "Empire State Building celebrates communism"
Forget the communism. I'm already disturbed by the idea of buildings celebrating anything. Really, I'd prefer it if they would just sit there and be still.
And, finally, in case you didn't have enough to worry about today, from Pamela Schuffert: "Every year in America alone, in to the upper hundreds of THOUSANDS of victims are sacrificed on the satanic altars in this nation, and the news media BLACKS IT OUT."