What, No Communism?

So President Obama released the text of his upcoming address to America's schoolchildren today. Believe it or not, my friends, it did not consist of a propagandistic indoctrination into communism. What a surprise, huh? Who could have ever predicted that the president of the United States would fail to use this opportunity to sing the praises of Stalin and Chairman Mao?

But let us thank our right wing brothers for their efforts to bring this dangerous situation to our attention. But for them, Obama might very well have succeeded, over the course of his twenty minute speech, in turning an entire generation of our youth into violent extremist lunatics- something the American right would never tolerate.


Important Update: Well, the right wingers are now claiming that Obama would have indoctrinated their kids into communism, but they stopped him with their hissy fit. You just can't win, huh?

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