Wingnut Wrapup

Man, these people are really getting on my nerves. It's hard to laugh at them when they are so close to destroying us all with their greed and their hatred. But we'll keep on trying.

Today's biggest scandal on the right seems to be the appalling fact that Michelle Obama has taken her girls on a vacation. This is clearly the most horrible Obama abuse of power since...oh, since the last five hundred bogus claims.

Now, the Green Eagle Trophy for Seeing Yourself In Others Without An Ounce of Shame goes to:

Confederate Yankee: "The Democratic Party has fractured, and the extremists in the Democratic leadership are giddy at the thought of purging themselves of moderate Democrats."

Boy, you could never use that sentence to describe the Republicans and the teabaggers, huh? No, they're way too smart for that.

Ross Mackenzie, Town Hall: "Blame It All on the Republicans and Bush"

Right on, Ross. Oh wait. You were being sarcastic. Darn, I thought you were telling the truth for once.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Sarah Palin on Obama: “I think He’s In Over His Head & Has Poor Advisers”

You could never say that about a certain recent Republican president, could you? Once again, they are trying to talk away the abject failure of their dream administration by claiming that Obama is just as bad- a standard Republican strategy and, sad to say, one that seems to be working, as patently ludicrous as that is.

Warner Todd Huston, Gateway Pundit: "Sharron Angle Ad: Nevada’s Property Rates Plummeted Under Harry Reid"

Of course, property rates plummeted everywhere, including a bunch of foreign countries. I guess he's responsible for that too. Boy, talk about a powerful majority leader.

Paul Ibbetson, Renew America: "Too dangerous to print: liberal university bias"

Though this doesn't seem to have occurred to you, Paul, it is apparently not that dangerous to print, since you just did. Think about it.

World Net Daily: "Obamacare could actually kill Constitution"

What, they're going to have a death panel for that, too? Or is is just unconstitutional to have healthy poor people?

Astute Bloggers: "EISENHOWER AND CHURCHILL COVERED UP PHENOMENAL UFO SIGHTING DURING WW2"

Sure, sure. Another liberal plot.

World Net Daily Exclusive: "Watchdog: We'll seek Kagan's disbarment and impeachment"

"Republicans are the World's Biggest Sore Losers," chapter 15,000.

And how about couple of comments about Elena Kagan's confirmation, from World Net Daily Readers:

"Obama is the most dangerous terrorist and traitor on earth at this very moment in time. He must be held accountable by the American people for his treachery and deceit during wartime with immediate incarceration, prosecution and termination of his life according to the U.S. articles of war against treason."

No, tell us how you really feel.

"(Republican Senators) should have refused to show up at the hearings. This would have denied a corrum and it could not proceed, thus bringing attention to her radical ideas."

Yeah, that would have worked. Particularly if you people figured out how to spell "quorum," so you didn't sound like the ignorant jackasses you are. Unless what you really mean is that this would have denied a corgi, in which case I can understand your anger.

Astute Bloggers: "IS THE VANISHING GULF OIL A MIRACLE?
MAYBE.

EVERYONE SAID IT WAS THE BIGGEST OIL SPILL EVER, BUT THE OIL IS - MIRACULOUSLY - ALREADY GONE.

EVEN THE DEEP OIL IS GONE.

IT WASN'T OBAMA.

IT WASN'T THE COAST GUARD OR BP.

MAYBE IT WAS THE SPECIAL PRAYERS ARCHBISHOP AYMOND ORDERED UP. THE LAST ONE WAS JULY 27 - JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE LEAK WAS PLUGGED AND THE OIL DISAPPEARED.

(OTHER GOD-FEARING GROUPS ALSO PRAYED.)

THE LEFT-WING MADE FUN OF OUR PRAYERS"

Well, it sure couldn't have been Obama, right, so it must have been God, answering the prayers of wingnuts. You know, I'm always asking you guys to grow up, but really, grow up already. And by the way, I'm still making fun of your prayers, and I'm not stopping any time soon. Deal with it.

Astute Bloggers: "PETITION: NO LAME DUCKS LAWS! The Left are planning to subvert the will of the American people. Leading Congressional Democrats are dead set on passing controversial and unpopular legislation in a special Lame Duck session of Congress after the November 2nd Election."

God forbid that the people's elected representatives should pass legislation. I have to remind you that it was Newt Gingrich's "lame duck" Republican house that voted to impeach Bill Clinton. But now, the Democrats don't dare do anything after election day except sit around and moan. Of course the mainstream press is going right along with this and treating the Republicans' insane demands as though they are totally reasonable.

Confederate Yankee: "Bernadine Dohrn was thought to be an accomplice during the Brinks robbery/murders in 1981, and did seven months for criminal obstruction of justice related to that case. Barack Obama was blocks away at nearby Columbia."

Only seven blocks away! In Manhattan! Why, he must have been involved in this robbery and murder. Along, apparently, with every other student at Columbia, who were also seven blocks away. It only makes sense.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "US TAXPAYERS ARE FUNDING MOSQUE CONSTRUCTION...Truth, even in the tightly controlled prison of the Obama media complex, occasionally bursts forth..."

Oh God, what evil has Obama done now? Oh, wait...

"To that end, early in its tenure the Bush administration began a serious effort to seek out and support moderate Islam. Since then, Washington has funded mosques, schools, institutes, and community centers that are trying to modernize Islam around the world."

What, Bush did it? But it's still Obama's fault? Who would ever have thought the Republicans would try to get away with that sort of claim?

Howard Lamb, Renew America: "The wolves are at the door!"

Oh no, don't let the kitty out. What are you trying to tell us, Howard?

"America is not a democracy. It was never intended to be a democracy. The founders worked hard to see that the new government they created was not a democracy, but a growing segment of the population seems hell-bent on transforming this great nation into a democracy..."

" growing segment of the population seems hell-bent on transforming this great nation into a democracy..." What a horrible fate. Personally, however, I'm a lot more worried about the small but very rich segment of the population that are trying to transform this great nation into a third world dictatorship, and the army of the stupid and the evil who are apparently all for it.

Asute Bloggers: "THE BIG FAT LIE LEFTISTS STILL TELL ABOUT ABOUT COLONIALISM
Leftist scum like Chavez and his comrades in South America and Africa - like Mugabe,m,and Obama's cousins in Kenya - still whine and whine and whine about colonialism. I am sick and tired of hearing about it. Only the whining leftist dominated former colonies still suck."

Really? What about the Central American dictatorships, or Mexico, ruled interminably by the rich, or Peru or Bolivia or Paraguay, or Nigeria or Uganda or the Sudan or Myanmar or Pakistan or Syria or...well, I guess I've made my point- that you are a pack of (well, as you put it) big fat liars.

Henry Makow: "BP Disaster = Catastrophic Climate Change? "We may be entering a full new Ice Age."

Huh? Run that one by me again...on second thought, don't bother. I'm not sure how one exploding oil platform is evidence of a new ice age, and to be honest with you, I just don't want to hear about it.

Or any more of this nonsense.

Comments

Poll P. said…
Better batch of bilge than they've been providing us with lately. Good stuff.

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