Thursday, August 26, 2010

Big Republican News!

This Just In! Remember Ken Mehlman, the former head of the Republican National Committee, before he was removed because he couldn't possibly be as embarrassing as their current head, Michael Steele?

Well, Ken Mehlman has just announced that he is gay! Who knew?

In other news, Hank Aaron has finally confessed that, yes, he actually was once a professional baseball player.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So is it true that Glenn Beck was his one-time lover?

mastercynic said...

The second N is enough confirmation for me - after all, it's the Gay Old Party!

Poll P. said...

Think Rupert is too?