Thursday, August 12, 2010

Wingnut Wrapup

I wonder what would happen if Obama would offer these guys a bogus $200.00 tax cut. Do you think they would decide all of a sudden that global warming was real, or do they only take their greed with a side of hate these days?

Jonah Goldberg, Town Hall: " Whenever conservatives propose a constitutional amendment, progressives suddenly rediscover the delicate gears of the Constitution and the horrible dangers of "tinkering" or "tampering" with its precision craftsmanship."

"Tinkering," in this case, being a synonym for turning the country into a fascist dictatorship. Only a bunch of namby-pamby liberals would be against that.

John Stossel, Town Hall: "Memo to Alan Greenspan: Keep Quiet...I'm getting tired of Alan Greenspan. First, the former Federal Reserve chairman blamed an allegedly unregulated free market for the housing and financial debacle. Now he favors repealing the Bush-era tax cuts."

You loved him when he was helping you destroy the economy. But let him tell the truth for once in his life and all of a sudden it's time for him to SHUT HIS MOUTH! Well, what else would we expect?

Martin Knight, Red State: "Progressive *snicker* Brilliance: Burn A Confederate Flag At A Tea Party...According to progressive author Evan McMorris-Santoro, an expert on Tea Partiers..." the idea seems sure to at least ruffle some tea party feathers.”

It's bound to ruffle a lot of teabagger feathers- after all, what right do we have to cast disgrace on a country that waged a vicious, traitorous war against the United States?

Confederate Yankee: "There is one reason to prevent the construction of this mosque that is compelling and self evident. It is the only reason we need: We should prevent it because they want it."

How about if we prevent you from breathing, just because you want to, Mr. Yankee?

Roger L. Simon, Pajamas Media: "Will our country return to its founding principles, or continue morphing into Sweden without meatballs or France without croissants?"

I'll take France, but only with the croissants. Think we could reach an agreement on that?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "As Michelle Returns From Spanish Extravaganza Obama Cuts Food Stamps to Nation’s Poor"

And why did he do that, huh, Mr. Pundit? It couldn't happen to be because a certain other political party has decided to filibuster to death every effort he makes to help normal people, could it? No, it's just because he's mean, unlike Republicans, who would like nothing better than to spend more money on food stamps, instead of tax cuts for the rich, right?

Lady Liberty, Gateway Pundit: "A Gay Muslim Bar Next To WTC Mosque? Greg Gutfeld Vows To Make It Happen"

Listen, you ignorant dick, devout Muslims don't drink alcohol. So I'm afraid your gay Muslim bar won't really do that well. But it's a nice thought. If you like hating people.

American Thinker: "You don't want a messianic apocalyptic cult controlling atomic bombs:" Netanyahu"

Well, I agree with you there. That's why I don't want any of you Evangelical Christians winning elections any more.

Tom O'Toole, Renew America: "what [the hell] happened to Notre Dame?...Charles E. Rice's What Happened to Notre Dame? is a pull-no-punches account of the Notre Dame-Obama fiasco..."

Can you believe this? These guys are still furious because Notre Dame invited Obama to make a speech there about a year and a half ago. Yeah, that sure was a "fiasco." Except that no one on earth but you wankers remembers it.

Jerome Corsi, World Net Daily: "It's official! Social Security now bankrupt...Social Security is in the red for the first time since the program was overhauled in 1983"

"In the red" meaning that it is paying out more than it's taking in now- just as it was intended to do when the baby boomers retired. That was part of the plan, and that's why the social security fund has enough money to last decades, until the baby boomers are gone. That's not bankruptcy, it's planning for the future. And it will work just great if we can stop Republicans from stealing all the money, like Reagan did.

World Net Daily: "Democrats using jobs bill as 'big photo op'

How dare they actually go in public and publicize the fact that they won a big victory for working people? Have they no shame?

Jackie Gingrich Cushman, Town Hall: "A Bold Spirit of Adventure"

How about this bold spirit of adventure for you, Jackie: How about if you get a job that didn't exist only because of your connection with your corrupt brother?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Unreal. Barack Obama “May Be Prepared to Meet Iranian President”

Jim, how can I explain this to you...That's what presidents are supposed to do- meet with other world leaders. That's his job.

Lady Liberty, Gateway Pundit: "US Schools to Stop Teaching History; Instead Teachers Will Now Bash “Anglos” and Praise Islam & Castro"

Sure, Ms. Liberty. Running short of lies this week, huh? Seems like you're having to get down to the really pathetic ones these days.

Bryan Fischer, Renew America: "No more mosques, period...Permits should not be granted to build even one more mosque in the United States of America, let alone the monstrosity planned for Ground Zero. This is for one simple reason: each Islamic mosque is dedicated to the overthrow of the American government."

Well, I think that might be a good reason to start tearing down Evangelical "Christian" churches all around the country, too. Because, you know, you guys seem to be dedicated to overthrowing the American government also. How about that, buster?

And what would the day be without a visit to our friend Henry Makow?

Henry Makow: "Why are Feminists Surprised Their Daughters are Sluts? Who taught girls they could have sex outside of the context of courtship, love and marriage? "

"Who taught girls they could have sex outside of the context of courtship, love and marriage? " Listen, Henry, how stupid do you think girls are? As far as I can tell, most of them manage to figure that out on their own, with a little help from their boyfriends. Really, are you that ignorant about teenagers?


Infidel753 said...

I wonder what would happen if Obama would offer these guys a bogus $200.00 tax cut.

They'd just say he'd raised their taxes. In fact, I think that scenario has already happened.

Green Eagle said...

I guess you're right there. Better a fake tax cut from a fat white guy than a real one from a...well, you know.

Anonymous said...

"I'll take France, but only with the croissants. Think we could reach an agreement on that?"

Would this be the same France whose HDI and quality-of-life ratings have consistently exceeded those of the United States for several years running -- and scores tops on health-care quality? Whoever would want *that*?