News from the ever-accelerating rush to nothingness that has gripped our country- here's what's rockin' their world these days:
"Michael Barone, Town Hall: "Stimulus and Health Care Have Democrats on Defensive"
Because it is always shameful to actually do something for the American people, rather than using our tax money for another giveaway to the rich. That makes sense, right?
Ann Coulter, Town Hall: "Liberals are constantly hectoring Americans to adopt Sweden's generous welfare policies without considering that one reason Sweden's welfare policies haven't bankrupted the country (yet) is that the Swedes don't grant citizenship to the children of any deadbeat who manages the spectacular feat of giving birth on Swedish soil. "
Well, actually, the Swedish have one of the most liberal policies on earth (surprise, surprise) on asylum seekers, and the country has a very high number of non-citizens living there. But how could we expect a right winger to actually know the truth about a foreign country?
Moe Lane, Red State: "As you might have gathered, there’s been a surge of Strange New Respect for George W Bush lately"
As you would really expect, no there hasn't. These guys are petrified about Bush's book coming out before the election, and apparently whatever they're taking for the anxiety is causing hallucinations.
Dave Poff, Red State: "CentCom is reporting that the last American combat brigade has left Iraq...Whatever might not be said in the days ahead, we owe these men and women a debt of gratitude we will never be able to fully repay."
We will never be able to repay our debt to our soldiers- particularly as long as Republicans keep blocking every veterans' bill, because they'd rather spend the money on rich people.
Confederate Yankee: "Thanks Democrats: Insurance Costs for Large Companies to Skyrocket Because of Obamacare"
How much chance of that happening if you guys had let us pass a public option, huh, idiot? Funny, how when the free market doesn't work out so well, it turns out to be all the Democrats' fault.
Roger L. Simon, Pajamas Media: "Investigate Me, Nancy! I have attacked the construction of the Ground Zero mosque, sometimes quite vehemently. I hereby humbly beseech you to investigate me."
No thanks. We just don't like looking too closely at animal waste.
Lady Liberty, Gateway Pundit: "It Begins… Obama Bans Gun Sales"
Well, all he banned was the sale of a particular batch of defective Korean War rifles. Boy, that's a crime, huh? Better to let you folks blow yourselves to smithereens with them, running around pretending that you are patriots.
On second thought, I may just agree with Lady Liberty on this one. Let the wingnuts have those guns.
Warner Todd Huston, Gateway Pundit: "Roosevelt constantly kept the nation agitated against “speculators,” even as he stole everyone’s gold and enriched his pals."
When did that happen? Too bad you couldn't have come up with an example or two...I mean, you've had eighty years to check it out.
Victor Sharpe, Renew America: "Do you know what a dhimmi is?"
No, Victor, but I think I know what a dhummy is.
Timothy Johnson, Daily Beast: "“If she chooses to run for President in 2012, she is going to have to answer to black Republicans,” Johnson says of Palin."
Black Republicans. All three of them.
Chris Banescu, American Thinker: "Economy Needs Heart Transplant, Obama Offering Band-Aid"
Republicans offer a new stab in the back.
Kevin D. Williamson, National Review: "This is not 1982, and Obama is not Reagan."
Thank the Lord Jesus. Say, Kevin what kind of news did you think that is anyway. We know Obama is not Reagan- he's Hitler, right?
Astute Bloggers: "We are at war with Islam because Mohamed declared war on us."
Muhammed died in 632. That was a little before the United States came along, O Astute ones, so forgive me if I have a doubt or two about the historical validity of your assertion. Not that I think you are a bunch of big fat liars or anything...okay, okay, I do think you are a bunch of big, fat liars. And bad liars too, pigs.
Erick Erickson, Red State: "You want to know why Barack Obama coming out for the Ground Zero mosque was such a bad idea? It has nothing whatsoever with whether Obama’s position was or was not correct."
Of course not. What does correctness or decency mean to you guys?
N. M. Guariglia, Pajamas Media: "The President Should Declare Victory in Iraq...Barack Obama should go to Baghdad at the end of this month and state that the seven-year conflict to free Iraq from tyranny has been won."
I've got an idea: Why don't you guys go and do that. You're so much better at telling lies than Obama could ever be.
Jim Hoft: "There was a protest today at Ground Zero against the proposed victory mosque...“As an out of work Union Carpenter, I’d rather starve than earn a bloody check from this job”
Fine, jerk, starve. Who cares?
Pat Boone, Renew America: "This isn't easy to write. It's not fun to say. It's virtually unthinkable to realize and acknowledge.
While the controversy still rises and rages on, around the proposed "Cordoba House" mosque and Muslim cultural center right on the edge of Ground Zero, where the World Trade Center stood till Sept. 11, 2001 – there is a world-famous building, dedicated by its current residents to similar purposes, in the middle of Washington, D.C.
We call it the White House. "
Actually, Pat, that was really easy for you to write and it was fun for you to say. That's because you are a treasonous liar.
World Net Daily: "Mystery solved! Why Americans think president is Muslim 'Obama bears the lion's share of the responsibility for any confusion'
Of course he does. Of course. Just like those million dead Iraquis- it was all their own fault for being born on top of lots of oil. And it's all the American workers' fault that they wanted more pay than people in China. And if we malicious malefactors hadn't been so corrupt as to put our money in banks, they wouldn't have been able to dump it all in the sewer. See, it's so easy to understand the world when you are a right winger.