You Think I Kid

Here are some fairly extensive excerpts from a classic wingnut rant by a garden variety lunatic who calls himself Reverend Grant Swank. I wish I could tell you that this wanker was unique, but I'm afraid he's all too typical. There are hundreds more like him, and, sad to say, we ignore their viciousness at our peril. This is one case where I just won't dignify these remarks with a link, so I'm afraid you will have to take my word for it that this is real.

"Now The Boy sits in the White House, surrounded by the crooks he has known during his so-called career mired in Illinois."

"The Boy." What imagery might that be intended to invoke, huh, "reverend?" And by the way, I guess rising from poverty to become a constitutional law professor, State legislator, U. S. Senator and President of the United States is only a "so-called" career? How about if he becomes Pope and singlehandedly develops a cure for cancer in the Lincoln bedroom. Would that be enough for you?

"What is so frightening is that the socialist Marxist Muslim B. H. Obama is the brainwashed child of Jeremiah Wright."

Socialist Marxist Muslim, and a brainwashed Christian. Talk about multitasking. Really, do these words have any meaning at all, or is it just that you are still a few more Obama successes away from just screaming "Nigger nigger nigger" all day long?

"Though not much is said these days about Wright, he is right there in the Oval Office. He is implanted in the thought patterns of both Michelle and B. H. They are just beneath the skin anti-white, anti-Jew, pro-Muslim and ready to crush any semblance of a Christian nation."

Ready to crush any semblance of a Christian nation. Sort of strange for Rev. Wright, don't you think, seeing as he has spent his whole life as a Christian preacher, instead of being a suicide bomber or something. But of course in your view all blacks are anti-white and pro-Muslim, aren't they? I'll skip over the "anti-Jew" part, knowing that you only put that in there for flavor- after all there is no group on earth that is as 100% antisemitic, and proud of it, as your fellow right wing Christians.

"The Boy and wife have no regard whatsoever for the Christian heritage to this country. They play out their church membership in the most liberal denomination in the United States. But behind that act out is their allegiance to the Koran, Allah and Islam World Rule."

Their allegiance to the Koran and Islam World Rule. Could you be kind enough to mention a couple of Obama's actions to support that contention? No, I didn't think so. Your tinfoil hat must have slipped over your eyes during the part that you were going to prove your point.

"Having drained our nation of its economic security, The Boy will march forth under Allah's banner. Those Muslim cells planted in America are waiting for their chance to join The Boy in usurping every office in the nation."

"Having drained our nation of its economic security." Fast work in ten weeks. Well you know those Communist Muslims. Of course, despite the fact that the economy started declining into oblivion three years before Obama took office, and any sane person can see that it happened because of conservative "ideology" in the service of theft by the rich, there's no chance that any of the blame rests with your guy- No, Obama accomplished it all with Muslim mind control years before he was elected.

"With the Dem Congress on The Boy's side, both the legislative and executive branches are linked to subversive alliances."

And those would be? I'd love to hear some names. I'm waiting....hmm, well, let's move on.

"The Boy is Marxist. He is Muslim. He is therefore not what we have always defined in the generic sense as "American."

Which would be a stupid, ignorant white hatemonger. You're right- he's none of those things.

Now the United States is victim to "one of them."

One of what? Ohhh, I get it....

"The Reverend Grant Swank is a pastor of New Hope Church in Windham, Maine." New Hope for what, I wonder.