Sunday, April 26, 2009

About that Flu Thing

I had someone ask me why I haven't said anything about the swine flu threat.

The answer is that I can't think of a thing to say about it yet.

I know that this is a poor excuse, because I can generally always come up with an assortment of cheap slurs and insults with which to reply to any situation. So, I'll make this promise: I will have more to say about the flu as soon as I can figure out a way to blame it on Dick Cheney.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can get warmed up by calling Cheney a pig?

...Here suey suey Dick, here suey suey Dick!