Benito

From Some Stupid Website or Other:

“Benito” Obama, uh, Dear Leader, came close to Mussolini’s notion of fascism in his most recent press conference:
"But one of the most important lessons to learn from this crisis is that our economy only works if we recognize that we're all in this together...."

What a sage writer, to notice that working together is exactly the same as a murderous dictatorship. I totally missed that point in the several books about Mussolini I've read.

In the author's spirit (I mention no names, here, because who cares), I offer the following suggestions for future posts:

"Adolf" Eisenhower came close to Hitler's notion of fascism when he wanted to build a national highway system, just like Hitler!

"Hermann Gehring" Kennedy came close to Hitler's notion of fascism when he had an affair, just like Hitler. And he didn't even have the decency to marry his mistress before killing 50 million people and then committing suicide. So, actually Kennedy was WORSE than Hitler.

"Fuehrer" Delano Roosevelt came close to Hitler's notion of fascism, because he committed our armed forces to the same war that Hitler fought in.

Well, enough of this. To paraphrase the old song, if recognizing that "we're all in this together" constitutes being fascist, I don't want to be anti-fascist.

So, screw you, liar.

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