George Speaks

Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

And then bang your head against a wall for several hours.

George W. Bush:

"In terms of accomplishments, my biggest accomplishment is that I kept the country safe amidst a real danger."


Well, except for that once.  And, uh, except for that anthrax thing.  And for making half the world hate us.  And not catching the leaders of Al Qaeda.  And throwing away our military might in the wrong country.  Etc.


"(he) signaled on Thursday that he sees not reforming Social Security as his greatest failure from the eight years he served in the White House"

His failure being that he didn't manage to find a way for Wall Street rich guys to steal the biggest pot of money we have left, after he destroyed the economy by letting them take everything else.

His biggest success: he kept us safe.  Except he didn't.  His biggest failure: he didn't manage to steal every penny from us.

And they wonder why we call him the worst president in history.

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