I thought it would be fun to see how much lying, tendentious, racist, hate-filled garbage could be fit into one website at one time. I know there are plenty of competitors I might have chosen, I thought I'd examine the (rather inappropriately named) "Astute Bloggers," which today features on its site, among other trash, the following. As to all the caps, sorry... I'm not in the business of retyping all of their posts so they don't look like mentally deficient dicks. At least I did unbold it all:
Astute Bloggers: "THEY'RE TRYING TO PALINIZE RAND PAUL AND PAINT HIM AS A RACIST...It won't work this year."
Too late. It's already worked.
Astute Bloggers: "IS THERE AN OPERATIONAL CONNECTION BETWEEN 9/11 AND THE TIMES SQUARE BOMBER? JUST ASKING. BECAUSE THE FOLKS ARRESTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE TIMES SQUARE ATTACK WERE ARRESTED IN BOSTON AND MAINE - WHERE THE MANY OF THE 9/11 ATTACKERS' FLIGHTS ORIGINATED."
1. I must have missed the part where the 9/11 flights took off from Maine.
2. Boy, it sure doesn't say very much for the current threat posed by Al Qaida that they've gone from multiple jet attacks to a failed car bombing involving store-bought fireworks.
3. Someone needs to grow up here.
Astute Bloggers" "FEARS ABOUT NEW GOVERNMENT OVER-REGULATION ARE CAUSING WORLD MARKETS TO CRASH IN SLOW MOTION...WE'RE SPIRALING DOWN INTO A GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRISIS OF CONFIDENCE CAUSED BY POLITICIANS AND THEIR LEFTIST POLICIES"
Fears of government over-regulation and leftist policies apparently started the economic collapse when the government was committed to rightist policies and no regulation, long before the leftists took over. Apparently nothing is as good at predicting the future as fear.
Astute Bloggers: "HAS AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT EVER JOINED WITH A FOREIGN LEADER TO CRITICIZE AN AMERICAN STATE? NO. AND FOR DOING IT, OBAMA SHOULD BE IMPEACHED."
Well, I don't know about joining with foreign leaders, but I remember this guy criticizing some American States in no uncertain terms. Of course, the Astute ones may very well wish that he had been impeached. He was so against "States' rights," after all. Get what I'm sayin' here?
Astute Bloggers: "IF OBAMA ALLOWS NORTH LKOREA TO TO THIS HE IS SIGNALING CHINA AND RUSSIA - AND A SOON TO BE NUCLEAR IRAN - THAT THEY TOO MAY ATTACK US AND OUR ALLIES AT WILL.
HERE'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO:
* WE MUST DEMAND KIM JUNG IL AND ALL OF HIS TOP MILITARY COMMANDERS IMMEDIATELY SURRENDER TO THE ICC IN THE HAGUE FOR A TRIAL - THE MURDER OF THE 46 SAILORS.
* IF THEY ARE NOT TURNED OVER IN DUE COURSE. THEN WE SHOULD ATTACK PYONGYANG WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT - AT ANY TIME OF OUR CHOOSING."
Because, of course, there is no reason in the world that we should consider the interests of the actual injured party, South Korea, whose capitol is within artillery range of the North Korean army, and which can't figure out how to respond without endangering millions of its civilians. Who cares what they have to say. Whoopee, it's a chance for another war in which we can go hog wild destroying some country that has no way to endanger us personally, and is perfectly willing to take out their rage on innocent people in surrounding countries. I just love adult foreign policy.
Astute Bloggers: "IS THIS 1917 IN RUSSIA OR 2010 IN THE USA?
UNREAL - THE SEIU IS BEHAVING LIKE THEY'RE BOLSHEVIKS AND THIS IS THE SOVIET UNION."
Aha! The SEIU held a demonstration at the home of a bank official. Yes, that's their crime! That is the equivalent of a violent revolution. That makes sense, yes sir.
There's lots more, but that's enough for today. Man there are a bunch of violent morons in this country.
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