Yes, it's once again time to dump a load of howling derision on the most deserving characters in the world, our wingnut brothers:
Larry Elder, Town Hall: "Shirley Sherrod, Quit While You're Ahead"
Yeah, from one "black" person to another, shut up! How dare you reveal Andrew Breitbart to be not a principled journalist, but a typical lying right wing smear master. After all, he's only following orders.
Janice Shaw Crouse, Town Hall: " Clinton Wedding Raises Questions of Interfaith Marriage"
It does? With who? I mean, really, who cares? What's the matter with you people- the country is collapsing all around you and this sort of thing is all you care about. Please, grow up some time soon.
Erick Erickson, Red State: " Did the Federal Government Cause the BP Oil Spill?"
Well, in a way they did, Erick. When Bush and Cheney told the oil industry in secret meetings that they could do any damned thing they wanted, and no one would interfere, they certainly helped get us where we are today. Satisfied with this answer? No, I didn't think so.
Confederate Yankee: "No, Texas Hasn't Been Invaded"
Lady Liberty, Gateway Pundit: "Finally!…Ronald Reagan Gets His Day"
How about the anniversary of the 2008 stock market crash?
Chris Adamo, Renew America: "Real America did not sue Arizona"
Because the "Real America" that you are talking about only exists in some other galaxy.
Sher Zieve, Renew America: "Has the time come to replace the federal government?"
Why, that's the patriotic, American thing to do, isn't it, Sher. Sheesh, they rave on about how this is the greatest country EVER, and a minute later they're ready to dump the whole thing in the garbage because they can't stand the fact that we elected a black man President. What a bunch of asses.
Jenn Giroux, Renew America: "Mel Gibson and the cleverness of Satan: "It is the reality"
Because, according to Jenn, Mel is a wonderful person, and he only did the things he did because Satan took him over. Sorry, girl, I ain't buyin' it.
World Net Daily: "Papers prepped to disbar Elena Kagan"
Fat chance. This is being done by Larry Klayman, who has spent the last two decades preparing "papers" to screw some Democrat or other. I'm just surprised that Orly Taitz isn't involved.
Michael Filozof, American Thinker: "What Is the Endgame for Conservatives?"
Holy war against everyone on earth that isn't a racist lunatic. And no taxes for white people. That just about sums it up.
Donald Lambro, Town Hall: "In a campaign strategy that comes directly from the White House high command, Democrats are ditching President Obama's 2008 campaign promise of political reconciliation and attempting to smear the GOP by tying it to the tea party movement."
Ha ha. The scoundrels- smearing Republicans by daring to tell the truth! Is nothing out of bounds in today's politics?
Meredith Turney, Town Hall: "Milton Friedman’s Enduring Legacy"
The depression of 2008? The greatest income disparity since the last depression? About fifty million greed maddened right wingers running around swearing that the less you make, the more you make? Those are my guesses. A legacy to be proud of, huh?
Confederate Yankee, talking about the Breitbart smear job on Shirley Sherrod: "The video was not heavily edited... it wasn't edited at all. It was merely an excerpt..."
Oh, an "excerpt." Carefully selected to present the exact opposite impression from what Shirley Sherrod was really saying. But not "edited." Oh no, they would never do that. That would be dishonest.
Richard Baehr, American Thinker: "Barack Obama's presidential election victory in 2008 represents the most successful new product introduction in American history."
Really? I would have thought that was LSD. Which, Richard, I suspect you are on.
Robin of Berkeley, American Thinker: "I recently received an e-mail that made my skin crawl. It was in response to a spiritually oriented article. The e-mailer, Carl, penned the following, which was short, but not sweet: Jesus and his followers must be destroyed. They are responsible for all the evil in the world."
How abominable, particularly when we know perfectly well from Robin's website that Muslims are responsible for all the evil in the world.
Incidentally, I see that Jim Hoft just had surgery. A speedy recovery, Jim...Wingnut Wrapup just wouldn't be the same without you.