Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Wingnut Wrapup

This is like the labors of Hercules- The more crap we clean out, the more they truck in:


Erick Erickson, Red State: "Americans have now learned about the extreme views of Solicitor General Elena Kagan, President Obama’s nominee to the Supreme Court...Senators should filibuster her nomination to stop her sitting on the highest court in the land."

Of course, Americans have learned no such thing, since she doesn't have any extremist views. Still, why not start the day out with a big fat lie? Got to keep in practice...

Michael Van Cleve, Pajamas Media: "Why the Russian Spy Case Matters"

Because wingnuts just might, maybe, find out a way to use this utterly boring incident to blame something else on Obama.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Sarah Palin Bashes Plans For Ground Zero Mosque"

So what?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "WaPo Writer Milloy: It’s Not Just Tea Partiers – White People Are Angry, Vindictive & Racists...Amazing, really, how people from German, Irish, English, Italian, Polish, French, Welsh, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian and Russian backgrounds can land on American shores and coalesce around a racial category concocted solely to exploit others."

Well it is sort of amazing, Jim, but there you go- that's what happened. A whole lot of us have gotten over it, thank heaven, but not you and your teabag friends, and you don't show any interest in stopping any time soon.

Lloyd Marcus, Renew America: "Tea party leaders too easily put on the defensive. Stop it!"

Yeah... after all, it takes so little effort to call some Democrat the new Hitler.

Matt C. Abbot, Renew America: "Back to Mel's situation. Is he a racist? I don't know; hopefully not. Is he an anti-Semite? I don't know; hopefully not."

Just because he has a family history in the holocaust denial movement and has a tendency to scream abuse at Jews when he's drunk? Well, is that really enough to say he's an antisemite? After all, he's rich. If he were really an antisemite he could build some new concentration camps. 'Till then, I'm reserving judgment.

Alan Caruba, Renew America: "Ridding ourselves of Obama..."Who will rid me of this meddling priest?" England's King Henry II was reputed to have said of Thomas Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury. In 1170, his complaint was obliged when Becket was murdered on a cold December evening."

What, exactly, dear reader, do you think this nauseating scum suggesting here? I think you may be on to something if it occurs to you that he may be hoping that someone kills Obama. Alan continues:

"The drawback of impeachment is the way it would inevitably cast Obama as the victim of predatory politicians."

Yeah, only because he would be "the victim of predatory politicians." Think about that, you dick.

J. R. Dunn, American Thinker: "Obama is on his way to becoming the most hated president of the modern epoch."

Really? I guess your party's billion dollar investment in attacking him is paying off, huh? Actually, of course, this is just another big fat lie, so just keep telling yourself that everybody hates Obama. Actually, his popularity is higher than Reagan's was at this point in his first term, so maybe Reagan is the most hated president of the modern epoch. I sure hope so, since he sent us right down the road to the hell we're in now.

Astute Bloggers: "Antarctic cold snap kills nine in Argentina. A spell of extreme cold weather has brought ice and snow to much of Argentina, killing at least nine. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AGW.
AGW = BS.

Here they go again. The last several months have been the hottest in known history. But, let it snow somewhere and they trot out their tired lies. Who will rid us of these meddlesome bloggers?

Astute Bloggers: "(This reveals) the moral bankruptcy of the left. Obama and Holder failed to get Polanski. They allowed a SERIAL child rapist and a mass murderer to go free."

Obama and Holder, you see, control the judicial system of Switzerland. Why, all they had to do was threaten to nuke Geneva, and the Swiss would have torn Polanski to shreds. That's how a real man would have handled the problem.

Astute Bloggers: "THE AUDACITY OF THE LYING SON OF A BITCH IN THE WHITE HOUSE...President Barack Obama is taking aim at Senate Republicans, accusing them of playing politics with measures that would extend benefits to the unemployed and increase lending to small businesses. Obama said the GOP leadership has chosen to "filibuster our recovery and obstruct our progress" by blocking votes on agenda items the president says would breath life into the economic recovery.

FOR OBAMA TO BLAME THE MINORITY IS A FREAKIN' OUTRAGE.
THE CONGRESSIONAL GOP HAVEN'T STOPPED JACKSHIT.
BLAMING THE GOP AND RIGHT TAKES TRUE AUDACITY. WE CAN SHUT THIS LYING LEFT-WING SON OF BITCH'S PIE-HOLE THIS NOVEMBER: VOTE GOP!"

The truth hurts, huh, Astute ones. Still, calm down there. You don't want to have a stroke before the revolution, do you?

And the Stupid Law of the Day, from Riehl World View. Here's where your Republican party is taking us, folks:

"Everyone from lobbyists to lawyers and journalists is rushing to get permits to carry guns inside the Texas Capitol, where legislators already often tote pistols in boots and purses or stow them away inside their desks.

A unique loophole in a new security procedure means a gun permit is like a special-access pass into the domed building, allowing people who are certified to carry a gun to bypass lines at the metal detectors that were set up after a shooting incident earlier this year."

Just great. Because of a shooting incident, everyone needs to go through a metal detector except people with guns. Man, is that going to work out.

Dan Riehl, Riehl World View: "They'll Blame Obama's Racial Divisiveness On Us"

But only if they can see the truth right in front of their faces, Dan. So, chances are, you'll get away with it.

Big Government: "Obama Trying to Conceal Oil Spill"

I wouldn't worry if I were you, guys. I think most people know about it already.

Christopher Horner, Big Government: "UK Facing Blackouts from Obama Energy, Environment Policies"

First Switzerland, and now England? Obama wrecked them too?

Publius, Big Government: "Today, in 1979, the Sandinista’s took control of Nicaragua. There are people who will never get that time back."

What, you mean the time when they had a democratically elected government, before it was driven out of power by a pack of narco-terrorists illegally financed by Ronald Reagan? I can see why they might miss that time.

Thomas Del Beccarro, Big Government: "How the West Can Be Won By Republicans"

Just spend a whole lot of money telling a bunch of lies. That's what's worked for you in the past.

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily: "Will NAACP repudiate racism?"

That's what they do, Joseph. They've been doing it for sixty years or so. Apparently, that's not really what you want:

"I take it personally when someone accuses me or any movement or organization of which I am a part of racism. "

Then stop doing it, you stupid jackass. See, it's so simple when you think about it.

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