Sunday, July 25, 2010

Wingnut Wrapup

Some internet problems and a real heavy workload have prevented GE from posting much, but here's a little Wingnut Wrapup, just to prove that reading these guys' comments hasn't finally rotted my brain away for good.

Protest the Left: "House Democrats vote to illegally silence everyone but unions"

And Protest the Left too, apparently. They don't seem to have succeeded in silencing you, more's the pity. Or any of the rest of your lying wingnut comrades.

Howard Rich, Town Hall: "Contrary to Barack Obama’s rhetoric about protecting consumers, his new financial reform law represents...the latest example of America’s “march to Marxism”

Sure. Preventing giant corporations from ripping off virtually every American in existence- what could you call that but Marxism? You guys really understand politics.

Now, Jim Hoft is on a real campaign of late- he seems determined to take over the title "most obnoxious liar on Wingnut Wrapup, since Pam Geller got permanently red carded here:

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Whoa! New Journolist Documents Show How Liberal Media Formed Plan of Attack to Destroy Sarah Palin"

What, by telling the truth about her? Because that's all it really takes.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Rep. King: “Shirley Sherrod’s Initial Hiring Should Be Investigated”...Rep. King says there ought to be an investigation on this if the GOP wins back the gavel in November."

Sure, sure. What a pack of sore losers. Next thing the Republicans will be opening a hearing to see if Jeffrey Dahmer's victims cooked up tender.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Dick Morris On Shirley Sherrod: “Its Like He Has Reverend Wright on His Staff”

Really? In what way? Oh, I get it- it's so obvious when you think about it. They're both bl.... I mean they're both communists or something.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Figures. Shirley Sherrod Is Linked to Terrorist Bill Ayers"

By a link so distant that you could connect her to the Pope with less steps. One more lie, but what else do these people have to peddle.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Surprise. Congressional Black Caucus Supports Racist Sherrod"

How DARE they do that? Don't they realize that this is an implicit attack on Andrew "pimp and whore" Breitbart, the right's most valuable crusading journalist since Joseph Goebbels met his untimely end?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Team Obama May Give Job Back to Racist Marxist NAACP Speaker Sherrod"

I just want to point out that every one of these posts on Shirley Sherrod was on Hoft's site the same day. Shirley Sherrod was the victim of a right wing smear campaign. Now, Hoft is continuing the disgusting, unconscionable attempt to destroy her rather than face what his party has become. One more example of conservatives being absolutely incapable of taking responsibility for anything.

Bryan Fischer, Renew America: "It's no longer "The Home Depot," it's now "The Homosexual Depot"

Bryan Fischer is the former executive director of the "Idaho Values Alliance. Apparently their "values" don't include telling the truth.

World Net Daily Obama Watch Central: "Congressman: Obama buying votes in Kenya"

What is this, some plot to allow Kenyans to vote for him in 2012? I mean, I've seen stupid stories before, but this one is right up at the top.

World Net Daily Exclusive: "Hamas-linked group behind 'Muslim' day at Six Flags"

Six Flags. So what?

William Tate, American Thinker: "Race Played Role in Obama Car Dealer Closures"

Maybe that's because only white people were dumb enough to buy Chryslers.

National Review Online: "Aliens may have been trying to contact us by communicating in a manner similar to Twitter, scientists have claimed."

Well, if you reach them, tell them to keep away from Arizona.

Dan Riehl, Riehl World View: "As regards the Sherrod matter...We do have a bunch of weak-kneed worrying dweebs on the right who prefer comforting themselves with self righteousness, as opposed to being down for the cause."

"Being down for the cause" apparently meaning being willing to stoop to any dishonesty, no matter how low. Good set of family values you're pushing there, Dan.

Coalition to Save America: "Our Goal: To immediately build a voting coalition of 20 MILLION conservatives by December 2009. Sounds unrealistic?"

Yup.

Ilana Mercer, World Net Daily: "this country has the steepest, most progressive tax system among all Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development countries. "

And if you believe that, I have some Enron stock that I'll let you have real cheap.

Dan Riehl. Riehl World View: "we need a Breitbart "

For what, in God's name?

And finally, for a look at the bigger picture, here's a comment from our friend, Henry Makow:


Henry Makow: "The Satanist cult that has colonized mankind is meeting this week at Bohemian Grove 80 miles north of San Francisco. Over 2000 members -- the political, corporate, cultural and military elite of the world -- will be gathered for Satanic rituals, possibly including human ritual sacrifice. They have been meeting here since the 1880's."

A hundred and thirty years. Really, where has it gotten them? I guess Satanism isn't all it's cracked up to be.

9 comments:

Silverfiddle said...

Thanks for the reading list!

TRUTH 101 said...

The only bad part about your Wingnut Wrapup is you take all the good one liners and putdowns of the goofy righties GE.


At least Silverfiddle is giving himself a pat on the back for his snark. Enjoy it while you can SF. This November your right wing bubble will be burst.

Silverfiddle said...

The rightwing bubble burst years ago...

mastercynic said...

Thank Satan!

Shaw Kenawe said...

GE,

I stopped reading Gateway Pundit years ago. He's a rabid dog blogger with no relationship to the truth.

When anyone points out that what he's written is not the truth, and then backs it up with evidence via a link, he turns on the commenter and calls him/her vile names--just like that idiot blogger with the flaming red logo who will go unnamed.

Wingnuts don't do facts.

Green Eagle said...

Well, so far Silverfiddle has shown a sense of humor, which (as you might have guessed) is a big deal for Green Eagle. I wish we didn't have to pay attention to people like Jim Hoft, but they have a huge readership, and their nauseating propaganda is a big part of why the nation is filled with violent, greedy idiots who are helping to destroy themselves (and us) as fast as possible.

Silverfiddle said...

I could not imagine going through life pissed off all the time. You gotta have a sense of humor or you'll go nuts.

I also do not get angry with people for holding a different point of view. I do have an extreme dislike for blatant mischaracterizations and willful ignorance.

If all these issues were cut and dried like a math problem, we wouldn't be arguing over them.

Angry Geometer said...

"If all these issues were cut and dried like a math problem, we wouldn't be arguing over them."

No, actually you ignorant fucks would be saying 1+1 = 3 if Obama said it equaled 2 (and ranting about his Islamomarxist democRat math.) Then Congressional Democrats would try to compromise by saying it's 2.5.

If half the American public weren't dumber and more amoral than average, we wouldn't be arguing over them.

Silverfiddle said...

All right! The angry guy solved it!

@: If half the American public weren't dumber and more amoral than average, we wouldn't be arguing over them.

You summed up Democratic voters quite nicely there.