So, here it is, Fourth of July Weekend, and poor Green Eagle is stuck in Atlanta, Georgia, the Capitol of the New South. What to do, what to do... Oh, I know- I'll attend a tea party or two. That's always fun.
So, I searched and searched on the internet, and apparently, in this city of five million people, there is not one single Independence Day tea party! They can't get enough people together to even fill a small park.
What a sham the entire tea party "movement" has been since day one. And now, outside of our gullible mainstream media, it apparently doesn't exist at all any more. We're going to still be treated, however, to endless press reports about this gigantic popular uprising, and how our politicians need to bend their wills to its demands.