A Historic Day
Yes, it can now be officially confirmed that the experts at the Green Eagle Institute have just awarded the Michelle Bachmann Trophy for Historical Advance in the Art of Lying (shown in all of its glory in the official photo below) to none other than Ms. Pamela "shrieking harpy" Geller.
And here is the official text of the award certificate:
"WHEREAS Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller spent the last months endlessly promoting a hatefest to take place in the City of New York, in order to exploit the memory of 9-11, and
WHEREAS The aforementioned Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller managed, in the account of the Associated Press, to attract less than one thousand people to her pathetic rally, in the largest city in America, actually being outnumbered by proponents of the mosque, and
WHEREAS The aforementioned Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller within hours was claiming "tens of thousands" of attendees and "forty thousand" attendees at her miserable excuse for a popular demonstration,
THEREFORE let it be known that the Green Eagle Institute for Appropriate Recognition of Inappropriate Behavior hereby awards this trophy to Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller, for Outstanding Achievement in the art of Lying."
I know Ms. Geller is going to be so proud to have her name permanently engraved on this historic trophy, in the distinguished company of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Newt Gingrich and other internationally distinguished liars.
And here is the official text of the award certificate:
"WHEREAS Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller spent the last months endlessly promoting a hatefest to take place in the City of New York, in order to exploit the memory of 9-11, and
WHEREAS The aforementioned Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller managed, in the account of the Associated Press, to attract less than one thousand people to her pathetic rally, in the largest city in America, actually being outnumbered by proponents of the mosque, and
WHEREAS The aforementioned Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller within hours was claiming "tens of thousands" of attendees and "forty thousand" attendees at her miserable excuse for a popular demonstration,
THEREFORE let it be known that the Green Eagle Institute for Appropriate Recognition of Inappropriate Behavior hereby awards this trophy to Ms. Pamela "shreiking harpy" Geller, for Outstanding Achievement in the art of Lying."
I know Ms. Geller is going to be so proud to have her name permanently engraved on this historic trophy, in the distinguished company of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Newt Gingrich and other internationally distinguished liars.
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