Teabag Failure- Responsible Parties Identified

Of Course- I should have known.

You will perhaps remember my informing you a couple of days ago about the canceling of the National Tea Party convention. Now, this startling revelation from our friends at World Net Daily:

"Event organizers for the National Tea Party Unity Convention say ...the meetings are being canceled for now.

Judson Phillips, who is with FreeAmerica.org, told WND that there were insufficient ticket sales to continue plans for the event that had been scheduled for October.

"The convention ended up being another casualty of the Obama economy," Phillips, the Tea Party Nation founder, told WND."

Yes, they couldn't sell any tickets to their big convention, and it's ALL OBAMA'S FAULT! I should have known! Green Eagle is forced at this point to confess how wrong he has been to suggest all this time that the entire Teabag movement is largely a corporate-created mirage. No, the fact that no one would come to their convention has nothing to do with that. They are actually a huge majority of the American people, and their grand event was crushed by Obama. How could that have not been obvious?

I am so sorry to have been so totally wrong as to have suggested time and time again that hardly anyone showed up at their rallies because hardly anyone was really in their movement. No, it was all Obama's fault. That's the real reason. It's so clear to me now.

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