Wingnut Wrapup
Here we go:
Pam Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "Obama kisses the bloody fists of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed"
By putting him on trial for mass murder. Not really a kiss I'd like to get, but maybe Pam is just a lot more horny than I am.
Erick Erickson, Red State: "Newsweek is declaring war on Sarah Palin. The magazine that has given up all pretense of objective news coverage and now caters to an ever shrinking Upper West Side Elite is making Palin the cover of Newsweek (PDF)...Does This Mean Newsweek Stands in For the Nazis?"
Erick, Erick, Erick...Really. Putting her on the cover of their magazine is not really like shipping her off to a death camp. I would have thought that even you could see that. Guess not, huh?
World Net Daily: "Send Chuck Norris to the troops for Christmas"
Great idea. One way ticket only, I hope.
Joseph Farah, World Net Daily: "So where is the birth certificate? ... Petition signups are stagnant. Contributions to the billboard campaign are down. Sales of our documentary, "A Question of Eligibility," the primer for understanding this issue, are down significantly. Do you get the picture? It's time to step up the pressure, not back off. I can't carry this burden alone."
I'm sorry that you are so disappointed, but at least you're not carrying the burden alone, Joseph. You still have Orly.
Yerevad Kochar, American "Thinker": "While interviewing people on the streets of L.A. and N.Y. for a documentary about the Civil War, we came to the staggering realization of how many people assumed that Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat"
Wonder why that is, Yerevad? Think about it. Maybe the reason will dawn on you.
Kevin McCullough, Town Hall: "NYC to Obama: No You Won't"
A great two page article about how upset New Yorkers are about Obama's decision to try Khalid Sheik Muhammad in New York. Really, only one thing could have made it any better. That would have been if he had quoted a single New Yorker who agreed with him. Yup, despite the headline, the article was really about Kevin saying "No You Won't." He apparently couldn't find a New Yorker to support him. I guess New Yorkers just aren't the bunch of whining crybabies that you are, Kevin.
Didn't stop him, though, did it?
Pam Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "Muslims Riot Across France"
After a soccer game. Next time Manchester United loses, I am sure Pam is going to treat us to an article titled "Anglicans Riot Across England."
Clarice Feldman, Pajamas Media: "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Trial Will Be a Three-Ring Circus"
Oh boy! Will there be elephants? Can I have some cotton candy?
World Net Daily: "Obama revives talk of U.N. gun control"
No he doesn't, of course. But that didn't stop World Net Daily from making it their lead story today. You go there, guys.
Astute Bloggers: "OBAMA'S TREATMENT OF 9/11 AS A CRIMINAL ISSUE RATHER THAN AN ACT OF WAR SHOULD BE CONSIDERED TREASON"
A new low in the standard for what should be considered treason. Try reading the constitution some time, Astute guys. It states pretty clearly what treason is, and it doesn't include "putting people on trial for murder." By the way, I know it would cut into your cheeto budget, but do you think you could get a new keyboard that didn't have a broken caps lock key?
And now some awards: First, the award for the most pathetic scandal attempt of the day:
Astute Bloggers: " WHAT IS IT ABOUT THOSE CHAIRS?
ARE THEY "BLACK POWER CHAIRS"?
AND WHO'S THE "UNCLE TOM" WITH MICHELLE?
AND WHERE'S HER SPEAR?"
Yes, it's a major scandal that Michelle Obama once, long ago (judging from the photo) sat in the same kind of chair that Huey Newton once sat in. A "Black Power Chair." That should be enough to charge her with treason too, right?
And finally, in my favorite category, the Grand Award for Projecting Our Failures on Others:
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Liz Cheney: Whoever Leads GOP in 2012 Will Have to Undo the Damage From Obama’s Disastrous Policies"
You gotta laugh.
Pam Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "Obama kisses the bloody fists of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed"
By putting him on trial for mass murder. Not really a kiss I'd like to get, but maybe Pam is just a lot more horny than I am.
Erick Erickson, Red State: "Newsweek is declaring war on Sarah Palin. The magazine that has given up all pretense of objective news coverage and now caters to an ever shrinking Upper West Side Elite is making Palin the cover of Newsweek (PDF)...Does This Mean Newsweek Stands in For the Nazis?"
Erick, Erick, Erick...Really. Putting her on the cover of their magazine is not really like shipping her off to a death camp. I would have thought that even you could see that. Guess not, huh?
World Net Daily: "Send Chuck Norris to the troops for Christmas"
Great idea. One way ticket only, I hope.
Joseph Farah, World Net Daily: "So where is the birth certificate? ... Petition signups are stagnant. Contributions to the billboard campaign are down. Sales of our documentary, "A Question of Eligibility," the primer for understanding this issue, are down significantly. Do you get the picture? It's time to step up the pressure, not back off. I can't carry this burden alone."
I'm sorry that you are so disappointed, but at least you're not carrying the burden alone, Joseph. You still have Orly.
Yerevad Kochar, American "Thinker": "While interviewing people on the streets of L.A. and N.Y. for a documentary about the Civil War, we came to the staggering realization of how many people assumed that Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat"
Wonder why that is, Yerevad? Think about it. Maybe the reason will dawn on you.
Kevin McCullough, Town Hall: "NYC to Obama: No You Won't"
A great two page article about how upset New Yorkers are about Obama's decision to try Khalid Sheik Muhammad in New York. Really, only one thing could have made it any better. That would have been if he had quoted a single New Yorker who agreed with him. Yup, despite the headline, the article was really about Kevin saying "No You Won't." He apparently couldn't find a New Yorker to support him. I guess New Yorkers just aren't the bunch of whining crybabies that you are, Kevin.
Didn't stop him, though, did it?
Pam Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "Muslims Riot Across France"
After a soccer game. Next time Manchester United loses, I am sure Pam is going to treat us to an article titled "Anglicans Riot Across England."
Clarice Feldman, Pajamas Media: "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Trial Will Be a Three-Ring Circus"
Oh boy! Will there be elephants? Can I have some cotton candy?
World Net Daily: "Obama revives talk of U.N. gun control"
No he doesn't, of course. But that didn't stop World Net Daily from making it their lead story today. You go there, guys.
Astute Bloggers: "OBAMA'S TREATMENT OF 9/11 AS A CRIMINAL ISSUE RATHER THAN AN ACT OF WAR SHOULD BE CONSIDERED TREASON"
A new low in the standard for what should be considered treason. Try reading the constitution some time, Astute guys. It states pretty clearly what treason is, and it doesn't include "putting people on trial for murder." By the way, I know it would cut into your cheeto budget, but do you think you could get a new keyboard that didn't have a broken caps lock key?
And now some awards: First, the award for the most pathetic scandal attempt of the day:
Astute Bloggers: " WHAT IS IT ABOUT THOSE CHAIRS?
ARE THEY "BLACK POWER CHAIRS"?
AND WHO'S THE "UNCLE TOM" WITH MICHELLE?
AND WHERE'S HER SPEAR?"
Yes, it's a major scandal that Michelle Obama once, long ago (judging from the photo) sat in the same kind of chair that Huey Newton once sat in. A "Black Power Chair." That should be enough to charge her with treason too, right?
And finally, in my favorite category, the Grand Award for Projecting Our Failures on Others:
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Liz Cheney: Whoever Leads GOP in 2012 Will Have to Undo the Damage From Obama’s Disastrous Policies"
You gotta laugh.
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