Sunday, October 19, 2014

Wngnut Wrapup

Slim pickings these days from the wingnut blogs.  I guess they're trying to keep a low profile until they see on election day how many ignorant voters they conned into thinking they are decent human beings.  Oh well, count on them to not be able to just shut up altogether:

Daniel Doherty, Town Hall:  "Womp Womp: "One-Fifth" of Dems in Massachusettts Are Undecided"

Womp Womp?  What the hell does that mean?  Just how infantile are these people?

Rich Galen, Town Hall:  "Bibbidy-Bobbidy-Boo"

What's with these guys at Town Hall today?  Did somebody spike the punch?

And now, Republicans Focused on the Issues:

Roger Simon, PJ Media:  "The news is unrelentingly grim. Is the world approaching the End of Days?"

Yeh, that's it- the end days are coming.  That must be the explanation for everything. God, these people will pander to anyone, as long as they are stupid right wingers.

Charlie Spierling, Breitbart:  "Obama's Ebola Czar Ron Klain: Partisan Political Operative"

Obama does what they wanted and the attacks begin immediately.  As I pointed out in a recent post, Obama's only answer should have been that, when Republicans stop playing their sick games and approve a Surgeon General, there will be an "Ebola Czar."

Matthew Boyle, Breitbart:  "CRUZ: WE DON'T NEED OBAMA'S EBOLA CZAR, WE NEED A PRESIDENT WHO WILL LEAD"

So he did what they wanted, and overnight it became the wrong thing.  See my comment right above.

Warner Todd Huston, Breitbart:  "A passenger on a flight from Nigeria headed to New York's JFK airport died in flight after vomiting in his seat Thursday, causing panic on board and on the ground and spurring a Congressman to demand changes in U.S. Ebola protocols."

The guy didn't have Ebola.  He died of something else.  Nigeria is currently Ebola free.

Oh, there I go again with facts.  What do they have to do with anything?

Astute Bloggers:  "OBAMA, EBOLA AND .... MARTIAL LAW?  Will Ebola be the excuse to declare martial law and NOT to hold an election this year - and is this executive order a precursor?  President Obama authorizes call-up of National Guard, reserves if needed to address Ebola"

Martial law.  Right.  Just like it happens every time the National Guard is called up to fight forest fires or hurricane damage, or back in the good old days, White Southern race haters.

Astute Bloggers:  "HOW DEMOCRATS WIN ELECTIONS:SINGLE WOMEN.BLACKS.LATINOS.GOVERNMENT WORKERS.AND VOTER FRAUD.
WITHOUT VOTER FRAUD DEMOCRATS DON'T WIN ANY ELECTIONS"

When single women, blacks, latinos and government workers vote,  it is automatically fraud, because they are only people, and what's more they are people who don't do what they are told to do by their betters, so their votes don't count.  How Republicans win elections:  with billion dollar lie campaigns and blatant voter suppression.

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily:  "MY 5-POINT PLAN TO FIGHT EBOLA"

Let me guess- Point one: demand the birth certificate.

World Net Daily:  "John Hagee blames Ebola on Obama's Israel policy"

Another example of why religion is a malignant presence on the earth.

Michael Oberndorf, Renew America:  "Allah who? Aaacckk barf!"

More serious analysis from the right.  And believe me, the rest of the article didn't make much more sense than that.  Actually, maybe less.  I at least got the infantile, stupid, offensive point he was trying to make with the title.  The rest of it made no sense at all.

Leah Barkoukis, Town Hall:  "Report: Obama Planning to Bring Ebola-infected Foreigners to US for Treatment"

Report from where?  From Judicial Watch, our favorite source of lawsuits demanding that Obama must be thrown out of the White House and into prison.  Judicial Watch has this to say:

"One source tells us that..."

Whoops.  One (as usual, not to be named) source tells us.  I think that's all we need to hear about this particular right wing lie.

John Hawkins, Town Hall:  "Why I Oppose Barack Obama...We keep hearing from liberals that people who oppose Barack Obama MUST feel that way because of racism."

No, John, it's because of racism AND a stupid belief that Republicans are going to cut your taxes still going strong after decades of proof that they only cut the taxes of really rich people.

Not just racism- racism and greed.  That's pretty much why you hate Obama.

John Ransom, Town Hall:  "Please, Janet Yellen, Shut Up"

Can't handle the truth, huh?  I didn't even bother to see what Janet Yellin said this time, but if it caused that much outrage from paid right wing liars, it must have been a good idea.

Lloyd Marcus, American Thinker:  "Sorry, Blacks, You Can't Sit This Out..."Race loyalty" is an unacceptable excuse to support a black president"

It is, however, a perfectly valid reason for whites to oppose him.

Stephen Mazury, American Thinker:  "The Left Avows Its Ungodly Love of Filth"

Its love of filth.  It does this in California by banning plastic grocery bags.  And the motive is not to reduce non-biodegradable waste in landfills- no, it's much more than that:

"Not that it matters; the underlying motive isn't about saving energy or reducing waste.  Entrepreneurs operating in free markets will always provide the most agreeable, most efficient solutions where energy, waste, or anything else is concerned.  Tyranny is the real motive here"

Tyranny!  That's what it's all about!  First the plastic bags then the concentration camps!  Well, thanks for letting us in on the secret, Stephen.

Debra J. Sanders, Town Hall:  "I know Republicans who voted for Jerry Brown in 2010. They thought he'd be like Richard Nixon going to China and stand up to public employee unions by fixing a dysfunctional pension system..."

Right.  They thought he would screw the public employees of California in order to balance the budget, which was left grossly in the red by the last Republican governor. Well, here's something that Republicans never thought he would do:  balance the State budget without screwing working people. Debra forgot to mention that.  And by the way, it just shows how much Republicans really care about balancing the budget when that is not a dog-whistle term for screwing poor people.

Steve Chapman, Town Hall:  "Why Are Democrats Cozy with the Clintons?"

What, the last wildly successful Democratic President, who is the most popular politician in America, and the one Democrat who is destroying all Republicans in the 2016 Presidential polls?  Man, I can't figure out why they would even speak to them.

Now, need a little insanity with that?

Kathy Shaidle, PJ Media:  " Hippies Are (Still) Trying to Kill Us... Taking their cue from their totalitarian heroes, the hippies set out to murder us en masse."

Hippies.  As far as I can remember (and I did live at one point on the corner of Haight and Ashbury, and saw the Grateful Dead about 60 times- take it for what it's worth) all they wanted to do was get stoned and figure out a way to pay for a Stratocaster.  But I'm sure Kathy knows better.  They were actually all about mass murder.

May I point out that, while the hippies were mostly wandering around looking for a free concert in Golden Gate Park, the United States was busy killing between two and four million civilians in its criminal war in Vietnam.  There's some real mass murder for you.

Kathy mentions the following as proof that "Hippies" are homicidal maniacs:  Altamont, where Hell's Angels killed one man who had pulled a gun and was aiming it at Mick Jagger (i.e. neither hippies nor an unprovoked death,) the Manson family, which is guilty of eight known murders, and Ira Einhorn, who killed his girlfriend.  That's nine in about a decade of rampant Hippiedom, about equal to the number of people currently killed by police in this country every week and a half.  I guess the police in American are also about mass murder, only on a much bigger scale.


Well, I'm pulling the plug right there on this edition of Wingnut Wrapup.  I've got to go lay on my big beanbag chair, stare at my Jimi Hendrix blacklight posters and listen to Workingman's Dead. 

4 comments:

Weird Dave said...

Fuckin' hippies.

Magpie said...

According to PJ media, Kathy Shaidle’s new book is called “Confessions of a Failed Slut”

Brother does that sound intellectual or what?

Just a thought Kathy…
if she’s a FAILED slut - and I’m not quite sure how it is even possible to fail at that –
then not a lot of people are going to want to read it.

Oh but this gets better, ‘cause like a sucker for Right wing insanity I went to read a synopsis.

To quote: “ 50-year-old Shaidle explains, "my 'number' (as the kids call it these days) is so low that in certain Australian provinces I would still be considered a virgin." “

Huh? Kathy, I AM Australian and but I have never heard of us having ‘provinces’. Where the heck did you get that word?
Furthermore, I have to infer that from this that you think Australians are the sluttiest people on the planet. Till I had a daughter I would probably have wished that were true.

It goes on “Confessions of a Failed Slut blends personal reflections – "How the Love Boat Ruined My Life" “

The Love Boat.

Kathy, there is a very wholesome film called Debbie Does Dallas. You should watch it.

Anonymous said...

"Not just racism- racism and greed. That's pretty much why you hate Obama."

I think we ought to mention that they also hate Obama because he's so much smarter than they are.

Pete Moulton

Green Eagle said...

But Anonymous, don't you know that, besides his law degree from Harvard, despite having taught Constitutional law and been editor of the Harvard Law Review, he is really stupid, because...

Well, I don't think I need to finish that thought for them. We all know the reason.