Friday, October 25, 2013

Wingnut Wrapup

Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "Rubio:  Let's Face It, Obamacare's Individual Mandate Must Be Delayed"

Oh, it must be- it MUST be!  Because just a week ago the American people stood together behind the Republicans when they demanded that this happen!  And what is the reasoning behind all of this?

"If Dems oppose Rubio's plan while explaining (correctly) that provisions like guaranteed issue and community rating would also have to be pushed back to avoid an even worse disaster...then, great. Republicans will say, "we agree, let's delay the whole damn thing -- which, by the way, we've been advising for months now. And the White House compared us to terrorists for even suggesting it. In fact, Democrats chose to keep the government shut down in order to block the very thing they now realize must be done."

Democrats shut the government!  And we are going to keep screaming this lie until you people out there believe it!  And by the way, Marco, Democrats didn't compare you to terrorists for opposing Obamacare.  They compared you to terrorists for trying to use threats and extortion to destroy this country's democratically passed laws.

Christine Rousselle, Town Hall:  "CNBC Requests "Mexican Music" for Sen. Ted Cruz"


The horror!  They should have requested Canadian music.  Whatever the hell that is.

Bryan Preston, PJ Media:  "CNBC Host Steve Liesman: ‘Let’s Get Some Mexican Music’ While I Bash Ted Cruz"


Yeah, I know I just commented on this story, but you've got to love the CNBC host's name:  Liesman.  I predict a great future for this guy on Fox News.

Daniel J. Mitchell, Town Hall:  "I recently gave five reasons why the shutdown fight was worthwhile and my number one reason was that it’s better to be on offense than defense. "

Yeah, but is it better to be on offense than to do nothing, and not ending up looking like a belligerent, childish loser?  Think about that one for a while, Daniel.

Nicole Bailey, Town Hall:  "New Report: US Drones Killed 68-Year-Old Grandmother"

Well, at least she went quick, unlike all the people right here in the good old U.S. of A. that will be killed if Republicans don't let them have medical care.

Susan Stamper Brown, Town Hall:  "Democrats have only one goal to accomplish between now and the 2014 elections: To paint Republicans as the bad guys."

You're making it too easy for us.

Lawrence Provost, Human Events:  "Remembering Reagan: 30 years after the liberation of Grenada...Thirty years ago this week, radical Marxist forces took over the Caribbean island nation of Grenada... the most compelling reason to intervene was the direct threat to U.S. security, namely American citizens.  At least 600 American medical students were studying at St. George’s Medical School in Grenada.  After the imposition of curfew, many of the students had already been held hostage for a few hours by communist forces...Reagan would have none of it.   He ordered an American-led, allied invasion and retook Grenada."


Grenada.  A country of 110,000 people, with an area of 133 square miles, making it just about the size of Omaha, Nebraska, with about a quarter of Omaha's population.  Man, that was a great week for the United States Military.  Of course, the same week, terrorists blew up a Marine barracks in Lebanon, killing 299 soldiers, the greatest Marine death toll in one day since Iwo Jima, after which Reagan had the Marines turn tail and flee the country.  No mention of that in this article.  I wonder why?  Man, what a hero that Reagan was.

Bryan Preston, PJ Media:  "How You and Your Family Can Escape Obamacare"


Move to Pakistan.

Paula Boyard, PJ Media:  "Ohio House Republicans Prepared to Sue Kasich to Stop Medicaid-Expansion Power Grab...Representative Matt Lynch: “This is war...Kasich has been obsessive in his desire to use Obamacare funds to expand Medicaid in the state”

Republicans- you've got to love them.  Here they are attacking their own right wing governor, who has proved over and over again that he is one of them, through his piggish behavior, for daring to enforce a law that actually helps people.  This is war!  He's been obsessive, I tell you, in trying to help sick people!  A psychological aberration if I've ever heard one.

Bill O'Reilly, Fox News:  "“Here comes Socialism… Obamacare is just part of the strategy of the forced sharing of American assets… It’s a socialist-communist vision that the state should provide all citizens a certain lifestyle, at the expense of other citizens. If healthcare was a constitutional right then everything associated with health would fall into the civil rights category. That’s a form of communism.“


Well, I guess that the whole industrialized world is Communist.  Because every industrialized country except the United States has government medical care, and now we do too.  So, I guess the Communists won.  Who knew?

Thomas Sowell, World Net Daily:  "Black mobs and the coming race war...Initial skirmishes in that race war have already begun and have in fact been going on for some years. But public officials pretend that it is not happening, and the mainstream media seldom publish it at all, except in ways that conceal what is really taking place... innumerable organized and unprovoked physical attacks on whites by young black gangs in shopping malls, on beaches and in other public places all across the country today."

Well, we all know that these black mobs running wild and attacking white people do not exists, and are just one of the most sickening lies spread by the right in its attempt to capitalize on racism, which is just about all they have left.  The only thing I want to comment on here, is that World Net Daily got Thomas Sowell, a black man, to put his name to this vicious, hate filled smear.  What a truly miserable little jerk he must be. 

And now a little history lesson:

Barry Farber, World Net Daily:  "In World War II, Finland was a “co-belligerent” of Nazi Germany. They rejected the term “ally” because Finland was a democracy and they despised the Nazis. However, Hitler’s attack on the Soviet Union offered Finland the chance to reclaim land taken from them by the Soviet Union in the Winter War of 1939. As the sprawling convoys of Allied ships left England headed across the northern tip of Norway for the Russian ports of Archangel and Murmansk, one ship would peel away from the formation and head south for the Finnish port of Petsamo to unload American jeeps, tanks, tires, raincoats etc. for the Finnish Army that was fighting our ally, the Russians. In return, the Finns agreed not to cut the far northern Russian rail links from those northern Russian ports and not to allow their German “co-belligerents” to cut them, either.

I’d be willing to bet what I normally bet on the Super Bowl that our ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton didn’t know about that secret treaty!"

Well, I don't bet anything on the Super Bowl, but I'd be willing to get in on this one.  When this stuff took place, Hillary Clinton hadn't been born.

Cindy Simpson, American Thinker:  "The GOP establishment hopes to profit politically from the coming financial tsunami. Ted Cruz begs to differ."

Yeah, given his recent fund raising efforts, Ted Cruz hopes to profit monetarily from it.  Big difference there.

J. Christian Adams, PJ Media:  "Ted Cruz Won"

No comment needed.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "It’s Come to This… Obama Wants Marines to Wear Silly “Girly” Hats"

Because Obama personally picks out the Marines' uniforms.

Tim Dunkin, Renew America:  "The coming theft of our savings and wealth"
It's already gone, you stupid dick.  Didn't you notice that the last Republican administration stole it all?

And I bet this is going to come as a gigantic surprise to you:

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Issa Readies Subpoenas Over Obamacare Rollout"

Katie, who is one of the worst examples of news-bimboism to ever come to our attention, is now the "news editor" of Town Hall.  What a pathetic joke.

And from a comment on Katie's article:

"Libs have no sense of humor. "

We sure do, or no one would read Wingnut Wrapup.

And now here's a real scandal:

Susan Cornwell, Town Hall:  "The government official identified as being responsible for a last-minute decision that helped jam up the Obamacare health insurance website has been a frequent presence at the White House, according to visitor logs."

God forbid!  Obama should only be allowed to let people make decisions if he's never met them.

And if that wasn't a big enough atrocity for you:

World Net Daily:  "Democrat AG at party with drunk teens"

That would be not Eric Holder, but the Attorney General of Maryland who stopped by the house to give a message to his son, and didn't immediatley erupt into a volcano of outrage that some teens were drinking there.  Impeachment!!!!

Humberto Fontova:  "So When did the Cuban Missile Crisis become Kennedy’s “Victory?”

Since the day it happened, dimwit.  Humberto continues:

"That Khrushchev swept the floor with Kennedy during the Cuban Missile Crisis was mainstream conservative conclusion throughout much of the Cold War."


I'm supplying this quote just in case there's anyone out there who still believes that the Republican party only went crazy a few years ago.

Erick Erickson, Red State:  " Lately, the left has taken to calling conservatives “Leninists” for our refusal to fix Obamacare."

They have, Erick?  Name one.  Man, these guys can't resist lying even when it doesn't get them anything.  Anyway, fat chance, Erick.  The Leninists won their revolution.  They didn't fail miserably and go home without a thing.

Ilana Mercer, World Net Daily:  "Why government 'care' will never, ever work"

I guess because it has never worked anywhere it has been tried.  Oh wait...it's worked everywhere it's been tried.  Ilana forgot to mention that.

World net Daily:  "Now 'Hitler' blasts Obamacare failure ..."

You know what?  After a few seconds reflection, I don't even want to know what that is about.

Daren Jonescu, American Thinker:  "When Frogs Jump"

I don't want to know what this is about either.  In fact, I don't want to know anything more about what these jackasses have to say today.  'Bye!

3 comments:

joseph said...

Dear Mr. Eagle,

Occasionally, I watch O'Reill's opening segment. He keeps insisting that a progressive tax system, promoted by Adam Smith and Teddy Roosevelt, is the same as communism and socialism. I have thought of sending him a dictionary, but really he's just a fraud who knows better but thinks the rubes who follow him don't.

Magpie said...

"So When did the Cuban Missile Crisis become Kennedy’s “Victory?”

Recommend they read Nevil Shute’s 'On The Beach' for an answer to that question...
It’s fiction, but so is the Right-wing's version of history.

Green Eagle said...

Of course, the right wing leaders know- they are just counting on their followers to be too stupid and ignorant, and too filled with greed and hatred, to know. A pretty good assumption, based on currently available evidence.

And the thing about Kennedy- this has universally been regarded as a masterful victory for the U.S. since the missiles were removed from Cuba. I never heard anyone say differently, and I remember the Cuban missile crisis. It is really a sign of the right's conviction that the truth is whatever they say it is, that someone could tell such a patent lie.