Friday, May 13, 2011

Wingnut Wrapup

And a little more from the endless fount of wingnut stupidity:

Floyd and Mary Beth Brown, Town Hall:  "With Obama Vulnerable, Republicans Jockey in the Starting Gates"

When did you write this one, guys?  Three months ago?

Donald Lambro, Town Hall:  "Obama Must Meet GOP Deal, Or No Deal"

In the words of your great leader, "bring it on."  Shut the government down.  Cause a Federal debt default for the first time in two hundred and fifty years.  See where it gets you.

Red State:  "Rand Paul’s Right to Compare Universal Healthcare to “Slavery”'

"Right."  Very far right.

Erick Erickson, Red State:  "Why Yes, I Am Interviewing Donald Trump...He’s a blunt new voice that’s hitting our conservative establishment with the force of a wrecking ball."

Well, he was last week.

Larry Purdy, Pajamas Media:  "One Man-on-the-Street’s View of the Death of Osama Bin Laden...Is it so far off the mark to conclude that Obama, in approving this mission, was acting almost, if not entirely, in a purely political manner?"

One man on the street.  One man on the street who just happens to write for one of the most vicious, ignorant right wing websites in existence.  Well, that should be an unbiased view.  Larry continues with thie following well meant suggestion:

"And to the White House public relations folks, for this and all future administrations, I offer one small suggestion: When events of similar gravity occur down the road, please consider taking a photograph in the Situation Room where the commander-in-chief is shown observing them while standing on his feet."

Yes, he did get Bin Laden, which your guy failed to do in seven years, but he actually blew the whole thing by sitting down while he did it, so he deserves no credit at all.  As usual from the right- focusing like a laser beam on the important things.

Kim Zigfield, Pajamas Media:  "As Obama Stands Silent, Putin Crushes Freedom Online"

Yes, Obama got Bin Laden, but he let Putin bring down some guy's website!  See, Obama is worthless!

Roger Simon, Pajamas Media:  "Did Barack Obama want to assassinate Osama bin Laden? He may have at some point, because he gave the ultimate order, or allowed it to happen. But I suspect the president was deeply ambivalent."

Because believing a baseless lie is so much easier than admitting you were wrong.  That's what makes you a good right winger, Roger.

And, now here's a little fantasy conversation from one of the biggest right wing liars on earth:

Michael Ledeen, Pajamas Media:  "JJA:  “Just to be precise, we should not be so antiseptic in our language.  I’m saying that Osama was betrayed.  Somebody who knew the details — or maybe several somebodies — delivered him to us.

ML:  “And then there’s another question, a very big question:  what did we pay the traitor?”

ML:  “What more can we offer?”

JJA:  “An end to all the violence out of Afghanistan."

Aah yes, this is real thinking ahead.  Let's prepare the ground so that, when Obama accomplishes the long prayed-for goal of extricating us from the nightmare that Bush and Cheney created in Afghanistan, it is seen as a failure.

Kyle Ann Shriver, Pajamas Media:  "Why Not Herman Cain?"

Because he's an ignorant, greedy dick, and he is a black man that not even other black people will vote for? 

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "US Intelligence Officials Interrogate Speak With Osama’s 3 Widows"

Because it's not interrogation if it doesn't include torture.

World Net Daily EXCLUSIVE:  "Oil companies don't get a dime!...Breaking News...Rep. Fleming debunks 'left-wing' myth of taxpayer subsidies"

More "breaking news" from some other, unnamed planet, brought to you by galactic authority World Net Daily!

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