Sunday, May 22, 2011

Whoops- It Didn't Happen

Earthquakes over the last 24 hours
Just another normal day in paradise.  That Jesus- can't show up anywhere on time.


mastercynic said...

Are you sure? Feels like hell on earth to me.

Dave Dubya said...

But, but, "the Bible Guarantees It!" And to think a lot of pitiful wretches paid good money for that "guarantee".

If I had no conscience, I'd start a religion, or at least pick a date to predict the rapture. How about 10-11-12? That way we'd get a jump on 12-21-12 and celebrate sooner.