Saturday, May 21, 2011

Alright, Already, Joseph, You Win...Obama's Birth Certificate MUST Be a Phony!

Well, here it is, ladies and gentlemen, hot from the burning intellects that are Joseph Farah and Jerome Corsi, what we will all finally agree is conclusive proof that Obama's new birth certificate is a phony.

This issue is so vital to the future of our country, that I feel justified in reproducing their shocking findings at some length.  I am sure they would approve:

"Here is a close-up of the registrar's stamp on the White House-released document:"
 


"Additionally, with a magnification of 800 percent, the distinct form of a smiley face can be seen on the side of the "A" in Onaka's first name. The figure appears to be a side profile of a face with a nose, eye and mouth."

"...the smiley face (is) not seen on other examples of the state registrar's seal, such as the copy of a long-form birth certificate released by the Hawaii Department of Health as recently as March 15:"


"Why would the Hawaii DOH allow the document issued to the president to contain an obvious smiling face hiding within the first letter of the state registrar's signature?

Or, could it be the work of a forger leaving his mark, laughing at those who take the document seriously?"


"Below is a hand-drawn version that illustrates how the face appears in the letter:"



Well, there you have it! The Smiley Face that brought down a tyrant! Can there any longer be a doubt that Obama is a foreign born Muslim with no right to be our President?  We have mocked Farah, while all the time he was capable of mustering such unrefutable scientific evidence as the above.  And I think you must admit that it is the final image, carefully generated in the Farah Forensic Laboratories, that really makes this argument so convincing.  His commenters were so on the mark with remarks like this:

"the forger may have WANTED the President to be caught. Shame on the President and his Staff for not looking this dud over much closer before sending it out to be investigated by the world.

impeach this lying "Bastard".

"...the election itself would almost certainly have to be thrown out. It is a Constitutional crisis. I believe (and I may be wrong) that since the Speaker of the House is next in line and his election IS valid that this crisis would be solved by instal of Boehner as president. "

"If guilty, he needs to be imprisoned - or hung for treason - after a fair trial and conviction, of course."

Oh, of course after a fair trial.  With, perhaps, Joseph Farah and Jerome Corsi as judges.

1 comment:

Poll P. said...

Poor Joe Biden!