Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wingnut Wrapup

Green Eagle has been neglecting his duty lately, but here he is, back with a full load of right wing lies from the last few days.  As they say, read it and weep:


Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "President Obama Must Oppose and Veto His Party's Monster Omnibus Bill"

Because it is imperative that he take orders from right wing lunatics bent on destroying him and anything he tries to accomplish.  That will sure make his presidency a success.  Sad to say, the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if Obama took this guy's advice.

Bob Owens, Confederate Yankee:  "Pajamas Media was kind enough to publish a piece I wrote about Fox News Sunday's interview with US Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer on December 11th. Justice Breyer revealed himself to be a stereotypical leftist believer in a "living, breathing, Constitution"

As opposed to Republican Justices like Scalia and Alito, who appear to believe in a constitution that is dead as a doorknob.

Ann Coulter, Town Hall:  "Who cares if the Pentagon's sexual harassment task force supports gays in the military? The combat units don't, and they're the ones who do the job."

Except that the do.  But, what's a little truth to a wingnut?  By the way, Ann, do you think combat units support getting shot and blown to smithereens?  But they do it, because their job is to follow orders, not make up their own minds about things.  That's what being in the military is about.  Unlike you.  You are all about being a washed up has been.  In case you haven't noticed.

Confederate Yankee:  "What to make of President Obama’s recent “surprise” trip to Afghanistan to visit the troops? Certainly, having the Commander in Chief actually making contact with the troops is, generally speaking, a good thing. However..."

However.  However, it was a really contemptible thing for Obama to do, because even though we savage him when he doesn't do things like this, there's nothing to stop us from savaging him when he does do them, right?

Now, a right wing lesson in how to write a book about something that doesn't exist:

David Solway, Pajamas Media:  "The ‘Unholy Alliance’ Between Islamic Jihad and Utopian Socialism-A review of Jamie Glazov’s Showdown With Evil."

And now, the colossally, monumentally stupid idea of the day:

Astute Bloggers:  "WE SHOULD COPYRIGHT OUR CLASSIFED NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS"

Because anyone knows how much copyrights have done to protect our music and movies.  This is a sure way to prevent people from leaking our national secrets, yes sir. Just ask the record companies.

Dennis Prager, World Net Daily:  "I have long believed that MTV has done more damage to America's young people than any other single institution."

Don't get out much, huh, Dennis?

World Net Daily:  "Does Christian message come through in 'Dawn Treader'?"

Who cares?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Sarah Palin Leaves Country to Help the Suffering in Haiti"

Are they paying her $150,000 per appearance? Because otherwise I don't think she'll be hanging around for long.   Well, she may not help the suffering in Haiti, but as long as she's gone, it will sure help the suffering here at home.  Every cloud has a silver lining.

Anthony W. Hager, American Thinker:  "Elena Kagan's First Vote Was Both Baffling and Predictable...Embodying everything objectionable and inexplicable about the Supreme Court, judges, lawyers, and the legal system in general."

What a woman!  All that on her first vote!  I can't wait to see what she does next.

Astute Bloggers:  "I predict that in a few months Obama will poll worse than a soon-to-be indicted philanderer/widower John Edwards.  In a few years, nobody will admit they ever voted for this incompetent, mendacious, hypocritical, narcissistic postmodern leftist."

Another wonderful example of Bush Projection Syndrome.  In fact, despite a historically unprecedented multi hundred million dollar Republican/corporate campaign to destroy him, Obama's popularity has remained essentially unchanged for most of this year, in the high 40's, slightly higher than Reagan's was at this point in his first term.  Now, of course their guy Bush ended up around 22% positive, and every Republican ran against him as hard as they could.

But, who remeembers that?

Alan Caruba, Renew America:  "I am offended when Obama is not holding his hand over his heart when the anthem is played.  I am offended when he called me an enemy. I am offended when he bowed to the Saudi Arabian king! I am offended with his lies so obvious and bold that a deaf person could hear it!"

Alan, too bad you aren't offended when you lie yourself.

Tom Schoenberg, Renew America:  "Obama's Health-Care Law Ruled Unconstitutional Over Insurance Requirement"

Too bad this guy isn't offended when he lies either.

Jim Kouri, Renew America:  "Hamas puppetmasters? Palestinians push Obama, Clinton to "bully" Israelis"

That's called "negotiating," Jim.  Never heard of that?  That's where you start out demanding all sorts of things you know you can't get, and then see what you can get away with.  It's part of the free enterprise system, you know.  Got a problem there?


As usual, this could go on forever.  But, enough's enough, huh?

2 comments:

mastercynic said...

I am offended when Ann Coulter denies her sex change!

Green Eagle said...

What change, from one sex to no sex?