As a result of wingnuts' recent commitment to boring us all into comas, it has taken a few days to put together this compendium of mendacity. Remember the "happy times" when they could easily come up with this much lunacy every single day? It seems so long ago, but it was only last summer!
Confederate Yankee: "It Is Time To Treat Climategate As A Crime"
Following the great Republican tradition of treating all truth as crime. Remember the yellowcake and the WMD's and the links between Saddam and Al Qaida? It was treason to tell the truth about that.
Leon De Winter, Pajamas Media: "Mr. President, You Can't Save the Economy and Save the Planet"
Starve or die, suckers. Take your pick.
Ron Rosenbaum, Pajamas Media: "Bill Clinton: Lower Than a Yard Dog"
They never give up, do they?
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "We Will Never Forget — Democrats Vote to Nationalize Health Care Tonight"
Don't worry about that, Jim. We are never going to forget that- just like we haven't forgotten Social Security or the minimum wage or the 40 hour work week or the FDIC or medicare or civil rights- all brought to you by Democrats over the screaming obstruction of Republicans. And just like we haven't forgotten one depression and one near depression- brought to you by Republicans.
Sher Zieve, Renew America: "Obama & Senate Christmas present to we-the-people: enslavement"
I.e. Health care. Same thing, really. Just trust Sher.
Astute Bloggers: "I GIVE OBAMA AN "F" FOR CHRISTMAS."
Now he's responsible for Christmas too? Anyway, Christmas isn't really all that bad, is it? I'd give him a C- at worst.
Streiff, Red State: "I don’t know what it is about center-right politics that makes people ignore defeating the left in favor of being punctiliously correct and “fair minded,” even when that behavior has the effect of helping the other side out."
Yeah. What makes these fools place being correct and fair minded above destroying the other political party at any cost? That doesn't make much sense. After all, who gives a God damn for the welfare of the country? Who on the right, anyway, despite their endless jingoistic blather.
Erick Erickson, Red State: "Making the Death Panels Permanent"
Erick, that lie is so last summer. You're a smart guy. You can come up with a new lie, I'm sure. I mean, it's been months now. Just try a little harder.
James Richardson, Red State: "Obama Administration Repatriating Gitmo Detainees to Failed States"
How dare they? And with the pathetic justification that Bush and Cheney held them in prison for seven years without being able to find them guilty of anything. Since when is innocence a defense? After all, they are Muslims.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Liberal Politics at Its Best… Nearly Half of Detroit Is Unemployed"
Of course, the sterling performance of the management of Detroit's biggest industry, the American car companies, had nothing to do with that, huh? No, it was all the liberals' fault, for some reason. Go figure.
J. Matt Barber, Renew America: "The war on Christmas: it's a commie thing"
Who else would be behind it? It had to be the Islamocommies. We all knew that.
World Net Daily: "Obama lied in Copenhagen, says Cuban official"
We take this comment so seriously, because you guys have always shown such confidence in the pronouncements of Cuban officials.
Confederate Yankee: "Is Race The Only Thing Keeping This President From Being Rated The Worst Ever?"
No. No matter what he does, there's always George W. Bush.
Sarah Durand, Pajamas Media: "Just as parents must say "no" to children, government must learn to say "no" to citizens who want something for nothing."
I hope by that you are referring to all of the teabaggers, whose only belief in common seems to be that they don't want to pay their fair share of income taxes. It's about time someone pointed out to them what pathetic, unpatriotic parasites they are. If that's what you mean, I'm with you, Sarah."
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "It’s not like any of us were surprised by this news yesterday…The Obama White House Christmas Tree includes mass murderer Mao Tse-Tung ornaments.."
Boy, this has all the makings of a big scandal, right? Pathetic there, Mr. Pundit. Try again tomorrow.
World Net Daily: "Blowtorch fat right off your body in just 15 minutes "
And it would work too, Here it is, the first true thing I have seen at World Net Daily in a year.
Wendi Lynn G (related to Kenny?) American Thinker: "Why the 'Angry Mob' Is Angry"
Wendi, it's because they are stupid suckers. Deal with it.
American Thinker: "'For Sale: One senator (D-Neb.) No principles, low price."
I always said the guy was really a Republican. Why not cough up the dough, guys, and make it official? You won't get any whining from Green Eagle.
Astute Bloggers: "Obama has empowered the Interpol to arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney for trial in any World Court"
Oh, if only.... Sad to say (you know what's coming here) it's a lie, as usual.