Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Wingnut Wrapup

Pretty much a garden variety crop today.  Green Eagle is only doing this because the collected Wingnut Wrapup is someday going to be required reading in Obama-Communist public schools.  Well, let's get it over with:

Doug Giles, Town Hall:  "Remember When Being on the Government Tit Was a Bad Thing?"

Doug, remember when being a vicious lying racist was a bad thing?  No?

Here's a little more of Doug's fine writing:

"As Providence would have it, at the ripe old age of 21, I extracted my head from my backside via Christ’s effectual grace"

A piece of advice, Doug:  ask Jesus for your money back.  The extraction didn't work.

Daniel J. Mitchell, Town Hall:  "Why Western Europe Became Rich in the Past…and How It Can Regain Prosperity Today"

Daniel claims it's all about government spending.  Listen, you lying pig, Europe got so rich in the past by stealing the rest of the planet's resources, and holding a large part of the world's population in effective servitude.  That ended in a war in which the Europeans killed twenty million of each other fighting over who had the right to control the wealth of non-European countries, and the Europeans have never really recovered.  A good thing too, for the rest of the world.

Michael Youssef, Town Hall:  "Well, the Episcopalians Did It Again...Episcopalian leaders continue to guide their denomination into the abyss"

What, they won't give up the child rape?  Oh wait a minute...that's someone else.  Michael isn't concerned about them.  Here's what really has Michael burnt up about Episcopalians:

"As reported in the Huffington Post, the Episcopal denomination’s General Convention voted this week to make it illegal to “discriminate against anyone.”

So now, they are on the road to Hell.  Good thinking there, Michael.

Bridget Johnson, PJ Media:  "Camps Duel Over New Obama Ad Featuring Romney Singing...Obama camp says it "pokes fun"; Romney camp says it "mocks" him"

Green Eagle says it does both.  Take a look, if you haven't seen it.  Warning: people with sensitive ears might want to turn down the sound:

Colin Flaherty, World Net Daily:  "Why don't blacks behave?"

No comment necessary.  Here's WND's intro to this insightful (and not a bit racist, no, no, NO!) post:

"Editor’s note: Colin Flaherty has done more reporting than any other journalist on what appears to be a nationwide trend of skyrocketing black-on-white crime, violence and abuse"

"What appears to be" meaning (of course) that this trend does not exist in any way, other than in the world of race-baiting right wing lies.  What a surprise, huh?  As you would expect, the article contains a list of alleged incidents in which black people attacked white people, but not one scrap of evidence of the supposed increase in black-on-white crime.

World Net Daily:  "Cross-bearing Texas teen arrives In D.C"

That's nice.  I'm sure he'll have a good time.

World Net Daily:  "Prof accused of ordering students to masturbate"

Well, at least he didn't order them to vote for Romney.  Try to look on the bright side, guys- presumably they got some innocent fun out of the whole thing.

Lloyd Marcus, American Thinker:  "NAACP Furthers Mission of KKK... the mission of the KKK is to suppress blacks.  The black civil rights coalition has assisted in the fulfillment of the KKK's mission for decades."

More sage wisdom from the right wing's favorite house nigger.  And no, I'm not ashamed of referring to someone like Lloyd that way.

M. Catherine Evans, American Thinker:  "Can Republicans Woo Former Obama Youth?"

No.  Simple answers to simple questions.

Now, here's a real treat:  A graphic from our friend Henry Makow showing how the 2008 Beijing Olympic logo is actually a piece of hidden Zionist propaganda, in case you were still worried about it.  I'm sure you will like this:

I mean, who could deny the evidence of their own eyes?

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Actually, Republicans Haven't Repealed ObamaCare 33 Times"

Really, Katie?  Oh, they've only had 33 infantile temper tantrums in which they pretended to repeal Obamacare.  Well, that's a lot more responsible of them.

Helen Whalen Cohen, Town Hall:  "What's Up With All These Democrat-Skewed Polls?"

The truth, Helen.  That's what's up with them.  I can see how you'd take exception to that.  You're a Republican- the truth hurts people like you.

Matt Barber, Town Hall:  "Obama, NAACP Pervert Civil Rights...As his re-election hopes dim, the mainstream “progressive” media continue to run interference for Barack Obama. It’s predictable. They no longer even try to hide it. They persist in slobbering on their over-hyped, under-capable would-be savior as his campaign collapses around them. The sycophancy is embarrassing and the desperation palpable. "

I don't have much to say about that, really, just that as a specimen of nastiness combined with projection, it's pretty good, don't you think?

David Stokes, Town Hall:  "Must a VP Candidate Really Be Ready to Be President?...It’s a predictable mantra as speculation mounts about the identity of the person who will occupy the number two spot on the 2012 GOP ticket: The most important thing for a VP selection is that it be someone who is prepared to be president.  At first glance, this rings true. But political history shows that someone who can energize a campaign is actually more important."

One of the most perfect statements of the attitude of the real Republican party I've heard in a long time-  All we care about is winning the election.  Doing what we were elected to do?  Who cares?

Now, the Republican Scandal-That-Isn't of the day:

Aaron Gardner, Red State:  "Public Records Reveal Web of Connections Between Local Green Groups"

The horror! Green groups are working together! And not a single one of them asked Sheldon Adelson for permission.

Now, the Grand Trophy for the Lie of the Day:

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily:  "Liberals and “progressives” loved Benito Mussolini, the Italian dictator, who achieved power as a socialist and delivered on his promise in the form of fascism...But back in the 1930s, Mussolini was their darling...Liberals delude themselves into believing fascism is a “right-wing ideology.”

No lie too big.  Joseph provides some pictures showing how much Obama is just like Mussolini.  Here are the first two:

Why, the resemblance is startling!  They both have their hands in the air!  Well, here is another guy who must have been in on the plot- his hand's position is even closer to Mussolini's:

Yeah, there's a real fascist for you. 

Chuck Norris, Town Hall:  "Our Founders' Economic Advice to Obama (Part 2 of 2)"

Ha.  Chuck Norris interpreting the economic positions of the founding fathers.  You've got to be nuts if you think I'm going to read that one.

Oh, okay, just a peek.  I guess I am nuts: 

"True, on Jan. 1, 1791, during George Washington's second year as president, the national debt was $75 million...It was also true that Washington accrued $7 million more in debt during his entire eight years as president...The second U.S. president, John Adams, essentially broke even with the national debt during his four years in office by starting his term $82 million in the red, dropping the debt by $4 million in two years and then accruing back the same amount by the end of his term in 1801..."

Well, there you go.  Washington started the country out in debt, and the next president didn't do a thing to lower it.  Man, Chuck, what a great example for Obama to follow. 

Astute Bloggers:  "THE REAL OBAMA: an effeminate privately schooled cocaine user who seemed completely white who defended Communism"

Well, that just about sums up their view.  Nice, huh?  And here's the photo the Astute bloggers used to make their point:

He seemed completely white, huh?  Gives us a lot of confidence in whatever else the Astute Bloggers have to say. 

Well, that's more than enough for Green Eagle to say.  Bye!

1 comment:

mastercynic said...

Kill Whitey!