Katie Pavlich, Town Hall: "New Tone: Anti-Tea Party Protester Yells Profanity at 14-Year-Old Girl "
The horror! One person used a dirty word. It's a national scandal far worse than this, from a Republican official, which is nothing but an innocent joke, and not racist at all:
Tabitha Hale, Red State: " Barack Obama’s EPA Doesn’t Care About Jobs...The EPA has admitted that they don’t even consider jobs when they do their economic analysis. No really. They don’t even think about the potential impact on unemployment."
Let's see if I can explain this to you, Tabitha. You see, the EPA exists to protect us from being poisoned by big business. That's its job. Do you think they ignore things like that because someone might lose his job? No, of course you don't. Like every other paid Republican liar, you don't give a damn about anything but how much money rich people can make. You don't care how many people lose their jobs, or die, as long as rich people can do whatever they want, without consequences. So why pretend? We all know what you are really up to.
Roger Kimball, Pajamas Media: "It’s OK for the U.S. Govt. to Burn Bibles But Condemn Burning the Koran...it is OK, in the Obama regime to burn Bibles. Yes, that’s right. Bibles were sent to U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan. But the U.S. government determined that the presence of Bibles in this “devoutly Muslim country” might inflame the natives. So they burned them."
Great story, Roger. You really nailed Obama this time. Oh, except for one thing. Those bibles you're talking about were burned a couple of years ago, under the Bush administration. Well, so what, huh? It's still Obama's fault, I guess. Think I'm kidding? Here's an update to Roger's article:
"UPDATE: ... the actual confiscation of the Bibles (and hence, presumably, the burning) took place in 2008, on the watch of Geroge W. Bush, not Barack Obama. I apologize for that error; butI also note that it changes the point of the column not one whit."
The point, of course, being that "...it is OK, in the Obama regime to burn Bibles." So, even if they didn't burn bibles, they are still guilty of burning bibles; whereas Bush, who actually did burn bibles is totally innocent. Well, he is a Repubican, and therefore one of those people that Jesus meant when he talked about those without sin. You know, the ones that have a right to throw stones.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Atlas Shrugged the Movie Exceeds Expectations at Box Office"
That would be $1.7 million the first weekend, on several hundred screens. I guess expectations weren't too high.
Jim Hoft (yeah, him again,) Gateway Pundit: "After 45 Americans Are Killed in Tornadoes… Obama Goes Golfing...there are no reports by the media informing the public about Obama’s golf outing."
The liberal press hides the truth from us again. Thank heaven for Jim Hoft, or we wouldn't know anything.
Donald Hank, Renew America: "Does Obama want you dead? Think long and hard about the answer to that question. There's evidence that he does"
Well, Donald, I thought short and easy about it, and you know what? You're full of it. Deal with that, sucka.
World Net Daily: "Charles Manson bemoans 'damage' to environment"
Even Charlie isn't as crazy as you guys.
World Net Daily: "Christian publisher ushers in world beyond books... Breaking News...Industry giant explains it now provides 'content,' not pages"
A-fucking-mazing, guys! What a brilliant idea! I wonder why no one thought of that before.
And now today's bogus scandal that is going to go nowhere:
Astute Bloggers: "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO OBAMA'S PORTUGUESE WATERDOG, BO? THE PUPPY DEBUTED TWO YEARS AGO. ANYBODY SEE HIM LATELY?"
I bet Obama ate him.
Astute Bloggers: "IS OBAMA PLANNING A BIG MIDDLE EAST SCAM? WHY ELSE SEND A FORMER FANNIE MAE LAWYER TO MEET WITH KING ABDULLAH"
Maybe Abdullah is taking out a second mortgage. Or maybe Abdullah ate Bo the Dog. I guess we'll never know. Well, enough for one day. Moderation in all things, I always say.