Thursday, May 16, 2013

Wingnut Wrapup

Yeah.  Again.


Katie Kieffer, Town Hall:  "Journalists Must Be Bulldogs...What happened to the bulldogs in the media? When it came to covering the Benghazi terrorist attack, the media sounded like a pack of Chihuahuas."

Katie, when a bulldog bites into something, it makes sure that the target has some meat on it.  Think about it.  Bulldogs don't waste their time chewing on nothing.

Town Hall:  "MSNBC: Yeah, Benghazi Could Lead to Impeachment for Obama"


The way Republicans behave, sneezing in front of a microphone could lead to impeachment for Obama.  Or shooting a jump shot.  Or...no, wait a minute- Green Eagle could get caught up in this and spend the whole day on it.

Daniel Horowitz, Red State:  "This is a Scandal We Must Not Let Slide"


Which one this time, Daniel?  On second thought, who cares?

Anita Crane, Renew America:  "Downfall coming through coalition of Islamists and Marxists?"


Don't forget the lizard people from outer space, Anita.  I'm sure they are in on it too.

Hugh Hewitt, Town Hall:  "The Internal IRS Whitewash of the Great Tea Party Purge: We Need A Special Prosecutor"

I think you mean a special persecutor.  Like maybe this guy:




And he's even cuter than Louie Gohmert.

Walter E. Williams, Town Hall:  "...if you want lessons on hating America, college attendance might be a good start."

Yeah, like Liberty University or Regent University, or Glenn Beck University, or any other Conservative education scam, where they teach you to hate everything this country is supposed to be about.  But they make good money doing it, so it's all right.

George Will, Town Hall:  "If IRS Under Bush Admin Targeted Progressives 'We Would Have All Hell Breaking Loose'"

No we wouldn't, you lying son of a bitch.  The Bush Administration IRS targeted liberals on multiple occasions, and you guys never gave a damn.  The incidents passed with hardly a second thought, probably because no one ever expected anything better from Bush and Cheney, for obvious reasons.

Bob Dane, Town Hall:  "American Workers Ask: “What’s in it for me?  Senate Bill 744 will grant legal work authorization to 57 million green card holders and non-immigrant guest workers over the next decade."

Funny that, when it's about immigration, it's perfectly fine for American workers to ask what's in it for them.  When it's about anything Democrats want, it just proves that they are a bunch of no good, lazy ass moochers.

Todd Starnes, Red State:  "IRS Targeted Well-Known Christian Ministries"


And it's about time too.  I'm sick of subsidizing their hatred.

John Hayward, Human Events:  "Left-wing groups sailed past the politicized IRS...Heightened scrutiny? Not if you had ties to Barack Obama.  Left-wing groups sailed past the politicized IRS"

Surprise, surprise, another lie!  In fact the only group actually stripped of its tax exempt status was a left wing group.  But what does the truth mean to Republicans and their press stooges?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit"  "Obama Administration Releases 100 Pages of Benghazi Emails …(But No Word on Why Barack Was AWOL)"

Oh I don't know, Jim, maybe that's because your claim that Barack was absent during the Benghazi crisis is ANOTHER LIE, just like everything else you guys have to say.

Stephen Stone, Renew America:  "Mormons morphing Boy Scouts into 'Girl Scouts'?"

Boy, that would be a trick.

Tim Dunkin, Renew America:  "Impeach, impeach, impeach!"

I'm afraid that is as far as I got into Tim's post.  Sorry.  I took a nap instead.

Eric Giunta, Renew America:  "Meet Florida conservatives targeted by Obama's IRS"

No thanks.  I'd rather be chewed on by alligators.

Cliff Kincaid, Renew America:  "Five months before Barack Obama was elected to his first term as president, Herbert Romerstein and I finished a Washington, D.C. briefing on "The Stealth Candidate" – Barack Obama – and his communist connections. I opened it up for questions. "I'm Dana Milbank from The Washington Post," said the questioner. "So what's the upshot? Do you think that Barack Obama is a communist?"  Not wanting to fall into an obvious trap, I replied, "We have no way to judge."

But Herb told Milbank: "No, let's answer that one a little differently. We're telling you that you're not doing your job. We didn't say Obama was a communist. We said that you have to do due diligence in tracking down what Obama really is because right now he's a stealth candidate. So, if you don't do your job, that's your problem."


Dana Milbank also didn't do his due diligence in tracking down whether or not Cliff Kincaid regularly has sex with farm animals.  After all, there's less evidence for Obama being a Communist than there is for that.

Michael Bresciani, Renew America:  "Where is America - as the clock approaches the midnight hour?"



There.  Wasn't that better than listening to a couple more minutes of right wing crap?

Dick Morris, Renew America:  "Using IRS against your enemies an 'impeachable offense'"

If you're a Democrat.  If getting a blow job is an impeachable offense, I guess anything is.  On the other hand, committing one of the worst war crimes since the Nazis is apparently not so serious, if you are a Republican.

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily:  "The Benghazi lies just keep coming"

They'd stop if you guys would just shut up, Joseph.  Think about it.

Breitbart.com:  "IRS leaked info on conservatives to media...The progressive-leaning investigative journalism group ProPublica says the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) office that targeted and harassed conservative tax-exempt groups during the 2012 election cycle gave the progressive group nine confidential applications of conservative groups whose tax-exempt status was pending."

When you apply for tax exempt status, that information becomes public.  Don't like it?  Pay your taxes, asshole.

Racist Cheap Shot of the Day:

J. R. Dunn, American Thinker:  "If Obama had an Uncle...he'd look like Kermit Gosnell."

Because they all look alike, right?

Nick Chase, American Thinker:  "The Still-Forgotten Obama Lie"

Oy.  Another one.  And what is it this time?

"... we have a hot tip for you: there's one big Obama lie that's two years old that you completely missed.  In fact, you suppressed the truth.  And you don't have to dig very hard to find this lie; it can still be downloaded at any time from whitehouse.gov for your own inspection and analysis.  It's the Obama long-form "birth certificate" forgery."

God in heaven above.  What does the word 'lie' even mean to people who are still pushing this?

Astute Bloggers:  "THIS COULD BE EFFING HUGE: What did the national security briefings Romney received say about Benghazi?"

Yeh, it could be huge.  And it could also be absolutely nothing.  Guess which one Green Eagle is placing his money on?  The Astute Ones continue:

"If Romney got a national security briefing that was in effect EDITED by the Obama Administration, then Obama should JUST EFFING RESIGN.

REALLY.

If Romney received edited intel' ... well, that would be beyond dishonorable.

It would mean Obama was deliberately deceptive and destructive to our entire electoral process and our democracy."


Because it was Obama's responsibility to spill every piece of top secret intelligence he had to a sociopathic pathological liar who was willing to stoop to anything to destroy him.  Right.

Greg Gutfield, Breitbart:  "Here is a simple fact: a liberal president operating with a liberal media leads us to a really unpleasant place--populated with programs, policies, and principles that are woefully inept and corrupt."

On the other hand, a conservative president operating with a conservative press leads us to wars of aggression and depressions.  Oh, and did I mention that the "woefully inept and corrupt" thing is a lie?  Surprise, surprise.

Patrick Caddell, Breitbart:  "Obamagate: The Focus Is Barack Obama"

Obamagate. So they have given up on anything specific, and are finally admitting that the real outrage is Obama being President at all.  And you know why, don't you.  Being Black- an impeachable offense.  Even being half black.  If he was all black they'd be out buying the rope for the lynching.  With tax exempt social welfare funds from Karl Rove.

Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "Benghazi: New Emails Confirm State Dep't Drove Political Edits to Talking Points"

Actually, they confirm the exact opposite, but so what?

Michael Reagan, Town Hall:  "Do you think the Benghazi, IRS and AP stories might have been covered any differently if the president's name didn't start with "O" and his party didn't start with "D"?"

Yeah, they would have been totally ignored, Michael,  just like practically all of the treasonous, corrupt conduct of your father when he was President.

Repair Man Jack, Red State:  "Restoring The Republic: Destroy The America Left...Do Everything In Your Power To Destroy The Modern Left."

Well, at least he's honest.  I read the same sort of thing not that long ago. Let's see, where was it now?  Oh yeah, in Mein Kampf.  Jack asks the following question:

"What does the average American Leftist really believe about Americans with whom they disagree?"


If they are people like you, Jack, we think that they are lying, traitorous, hate filled scum that will betray us to anyone for a few hundred dollars.  And by the way, we're right.  Deal with that, asshole.

Roger L. Simon, PJ Media:  "Back in the USSR: ‘Honey, Disconnect the Phone’  With the IRS evidently watching our every move and the AP and who knows who else under surveillance, I feel quite literally like I'm back in the USSR. And I haven't even left home."

Try holding off on your daily drinking until dinnertime, Roger.

E. Michael Maldoff, World Net Daily:  "Could THIS THREAT LEAVE HALF IN U.S. DEAD?  Threat surges as sun spots zero in on Earth"


And people at World Net Daily still wonder why no one takes them seriously as a news organization.  On the other hand, work this idea up.  You might be able to sell it to SciFi Channel.  At least you'd be doing honest work for a change.

Newsmax:  "Like a Rock: Study Shows Republican Men Are Stronger"

From the neck down.

And that's it.  I'm out of here.

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