Friday, January 13, 2017

Wingnut Wrapup

I don't usually go fishing in the comments sections of blog posts, but this one caught my eye, and I want to include it, because it pretty much sums up what we are up against in this country:

"I want the President to act just as Mr Trump acts. He calls it as he sees it. He is the most brilliant man in the world and when he tweets he is king. He should be king of this country don't you think."

The most brilliant man in the world.  He should be king.  Man, there are a lot of people in this country that need to be euthanized before we can really get back on track.


And now, let's just move on with this reasoned suggestion:

John Hawkins, Town Hall:  "If You Listen to Liberals, Why Not Kidnap and Torture White People?"

Because that is just what liberals have always been for, right?  Kidnapping and torturing.  You know, as I seem to remember, torturing was sort of the going thing on the other end of the American political spectrum.  But, never mind.

Brian McNicholl, Town Hall:  "How to Make Sure Hospitals Are Ready for Obamacare Repeal"

Brian's idea?  Massive increases in money for Medicare.  The Republicans are really likely to do that, right?

Justin Holcomb, Town Hall:  "Officials Release Photos of Airport Shooter, Claimed to Be Fighting for ISIS in Nov. 2016"

This is typical of so many stories today on the right.  That's right- wingnuts are being told that this mentally ill guy from Puerto Rico was an ISIS fighter.  That's how Republicans win- they lie.

Christine Rousselle, Town Hall:  "Friday Fun: Team USA Singing The Anthem After Beating Canada For Gold"

Christine, if your idea of fun is hearing a bunch of people singing the national anthem, I feel really sorry for you.

Streiff, Red State:  "Obama Uses Russian Hacking To Back A Federal Power Grab...Citing increasingly sophisticated cyber bad actors and an election infrastructure that’s “vital to our national interests,” Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson is designating U.S. election systems critical infrastructure, a move that provides more federal help for state and local governments to keep their election systems safe from tampering."

Well, of course it is a "power grab" to try to prevent the Republican party from forming a treasonous alliance with a brutal foreign dictator to steal our elections.  I mean, that's obvious, right?  Better to do nothing and end up with a mentally unstable ignorant, racist bully in the White House.

Streiff, Red State:  "bullsh** on stilts."

In brief, that is Streiff's reaction to the intelligence report on Russian theft of the Presidency.  Really, Streiff deserves credit for stating outright what all other Republicans are going to claim too.

Liz Sheld, PJ Media:  "OSU Student Advocate for 'Concealed Carry' Shot Dead"

Where was the good guy with a gun?

Ron Radosh, PJ Media:  "Donald Trump's Inexplicable Attack on Our Intelligence Agencies"

Inexplicable?  What in the name of God is inexplicable about it?  The guy wants to shout down the people who know he traitorously collaborated with a foreign dictator to get into the White House.  Why is that inexplicable?

Avner Zaimi, PJ Media:  "This Week's Torah Portion: Yehuda Provides a Model Reconcilatory Prayer"

That should be exciting.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "WTH?… Intelligence Report that Claims Russia was Behind Trump Win Was Based on Intel from 2012 Russian TV"

No it wasn't.  How stupid do you think people are, Jim?  The report specifically said that it contained conclusions but not sources, because that would reveal our intelligence apparatus.

Ryan Saavedra, Gateway Pundit:  "Obama’s New Home Within Walking Distance of ISLAMIC CENTER"

Ooh, that's scary.  Maybe it has something to do with this story:

Christina Laila, Gateway Pundit:  "Update: Ft Lauderdale Shooter, Esteban Santiago Lived Within Walking Distance From Only Mosque in Alaska"

Things are all starting to fit together now, huh?  By the way, did you know that within two weeks, Donald Trump will be living within walking distance of the Russian embassy?

Washington Times:  "Sheriff wants to give inmates community service hours to build Trump's wall"

Great.  The only thing that could be better than building the wall would be building it with slave labor.

Byron York, Renew America:  "On Russia hacks, it's jump-to-conclusions vs. wait-and-see"

Wait for a hundred years or so.

Larry Klayman, World Net Daily:  "evil acts by Obama, coupled with the phony claim that Russia threw the presidential election to The Donald, all in an effort to destroy if not delegitimize the upcoming presidency, is part of a sleazy plan to take away our vote and steal the republic out from under We the People. 

To this end, after Donald Trump is sworn in, Obama and his hateful and racist wife, Michelle, plan to stay in Washington, D.C...In sum, the leftist forces of evil are amassing to destroy our last chance to “Make America Great Again” and restore the vision of our Founding Fathers. Freedom Watch and you must not let this happen on our “watch.” To this end, we must quickly mobilize and unite to eradicate these evil forces of the left, using all legal means at our disposal."

Send Larry money.  Just thought I would cut to the chase here, and sum Larry's whole article up.

Jonathan F. Keiler, American Thinker:  "Obama's Phony War on ISIS...There is a lot to be suspicious about regarding the Obama administration's lofty claims regarding American-inflicted ISIS casualties"

See, ISIS is being destroyed with Obama's involvement, so the news must be fake.

David Byrne, American Thinker:  "The Real Reason Race Relations Have Deteriorated"

Marxism!  MARXISM!!!1!!!!1!  Yeah, that's the ticket.  It's not because a horribly high number of American white people have turned out to be race haters.  It's the Marxists!  You see:

"Marx explains the world by exploitation and oppression. Marx specifically argued that a “veiled civil war” exists within society between oppressors and oppressed."

And who would ever believe that?  I mean, the oppressed have no greater friends on this earth than "job creators" like the Koch brothers and the Waltons.  Amirite, or what?

James G. Wiles. American Thinker:  "The Left Means to Break This President"

A long article filled with the usual crap.  One thing James failed to mention was what the Republicans openly committed to doing to Barack Obama.

Larry Elder, World Net Daily:  'Living wage': As wrongheaded as the minimum wage"

Yeah, as wrongheaded as caring about poor people, sick people, refugees from terror, or anyone else that just might happen to have brown skin.  How could liberals be so sick?

World Net Daily:  "17 times more coverage on Obama's farewell than Bush's"

Really?  I wonder why that could be.  I mean, when George W. Bush left office, there was nothing the American people wanted more than to hear a speech from him about how the country should be run.

Lloyd Marcus, Renew America:  "Jeff Sessions, finally a reasonable adult heading the DOJ"

This article is from Lloyd, a black man.  There is just no limit to the willing self-degradation of right wingers.  And a little more from Lloyd, who has been a busy monkey beaver today:

Lloyd Marcus, Renew America:  "Left's mission accomplished: blacks torturing whites"

Because, obviously, that is the Left's entire mission in life- to get blacks to torture whites.  And now it has actually happened once (in contrast to the over 2,000 totally justified white lynchings of black people, about which Lloyd has nothing to say) the left has accomplished its mission, and can go home and watch Trump make America white great again.

Larry Klayman, Renew America:  "The leftist criminals' attempted coup...since this election, we have also regrettably witnessed an unprecedented evil attempt at a coup d'etat by President Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton and other leftist sleazeballs like Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to deprive our new commander in chief of his office. In this way, they hope to deny the will of We the People and prevent the nation from any chance of "Making America Great Again."

This comment from Larry, who actually organized at least two (miserably failed) attempts to mass right wingers at the White House to physically take over the building and drag Obama out and kill him (as reported on more than one occasion right here at Green Eagle.)  Not a shred of irony or shame.  But what do you expect?

David French, Renew America:  "Meryl Streep's speech is why the left wins "

The truth?  That's why the left wins? Well, glad to see it's still good for something.

Washington Times:  "Polar bear zoologist blasts Obama's climate alarmism: 'Sensationalized nonsense'

And here I didn't know that any polar bears were zoologists.

Walter Hudson, PJ Media:  "We Deserved Better Than Obama for Our First Black President"

Well, we deserved better than Donald Trump for probably our last President ever.

And that's that.  No piss jokes- aren't you proud of me?

3 comments:

Cindy Rose said...

Always look forward to your "Wingnut Wrapup" commentary!

Jerry Critter said...

May be no piss jokes, but every time Trump is mentioned, I want to piss on him.

Hugh Jim Bissell said...

"aren't you proud of me?"

NO.

Remember: Trump is truly a Number One Man. Treat him the way a Number One Man deserves.