How Did I Come To This?

Green Eagle must sadly report that he is now working (and consequently living) in (Oh god, I can hardly believe it) North Carolina.

I'll be back to normal posting in the next couple of days.  Please, let me know if you notice any signs of infectious brain damage.

Comments

Jerry Critter said…
No doubt you have raised the average IQ of the state.
April 22, 2014 at 5:34 PM
ez said…
Charlotte beckons, eh?
April 23, 2014 at 11:54 AM
the yellow fringe said…
Keep a tin-foil hat under your car seat just in case. Are your shots up to date?
April 23, 2014 at 2:16 PM
Green Eagle said…
My shots are up to date, but I am sure there are a lot of people in North Carolina who would be glad to give me a few more, if they ever see my blog.
April 23, 2014 at 6:13 PM
Grung_e_Gene said…
Move to the coast if you can, the winds blowing from Europe will inoculate you from the RWNJitis which infects the interior.
April 25, 2014 at 9:25 AM
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