Saturday, January 4, 2014

Oh God, They're On Their Way to Washington Again

Yes, it's a Call to all Eagles!  Or at least some Eagles, seeing as how Green Eagle had to do his usual trolling of wingnut idiots to find out about it, and you can be sure he is deeply insulted to have been left off of the Eagle List.

And what are they Calling to the Eagles to do?  Why, of course, to swarm down on Washington to drive Mr. Obama out of the White House:

"Mission: Restoration of Constitutional government, rule of law, freedom, liberty "of the people, for the people, by the people" from despotic and tyrannical federal leadership. Assumptions:Millions of Americans will participate.American veterans and patriots are energized to end the tyranny, lawlessness, and shredding of the US Constitution.Those in power will not hesitate to use force against unarmed patriots exercising their constitutional rights.Patriots may be killed"

Millions of Americans will participate!  I am not sure at this point if that includes the eagles or if millions of actual people will show up; either way it will be quite a spectacle, don't you think?

"Concept of Operations:Phase 1 - Field millions, as many as ten million, patriots who will assemble in a non-violent, physically unarmed (Spiritually/Constitutionally armed), display of unswerving loyalty to the US Constitution and against the incumbent government leadership, in Washington, D.C., with the mission to bring down the existing leadership. 
Phase 2 - One million or more of the assembled 10 million must be prepared to stay in D.C. as long as it takes to see Obama, Biden, Reid, McConnell, Boehner, Pelosi, and Attorney General Holder removed from office. The  US House of Representatives will elect a temporary President and Vice President of the United States.As required, the U.S. Congress will execute appropriate legislation to convene new elections or U.S. States will appoint replacements for positions vacated consistent with established constitutional requirements. 
Phase 3 – Those with the "principles" of a West, Cruz, Dr. Ben Carson, Lee, DeMint, Paul, Gov Walker, Sessions, Gowdy, Jordan, will comprise a tribunal and assume positions of authority to convene investigations, recommend appropriate charges against politicians and government employees to the new U.S. Attorney General appointed by the new President. 
All actions in Phase 2 & 3 will be consistent with the U.S. Constitution."

The President, Vice President Attorney General and leaders of Congress will be forced from office by a violent mob and replaced by the Republican House of Representatives, in actions utterly consistent with the U.S. Constitution!  That would, of course, be the part written in invisible ink only perceivable to right wingers, where the founding fathers said "ha ha, we had our fingers crossed.  We actually don't believe in any of this crap!  So, go hog wild and overthrow the government whenever your little fee-fees are hurt."

And yes, Green Eagle has it on the best authority that the founding fathers used the legal term "fee-fees" when writing this invisible part of the Constitution, where it proposes putting the President on trial before people like the war criminal Alan West or the treasonous Ted Cruz.

"Date of Operation:  “OPERATION AMERICAN SPRING – Beginning Of Tyranny Housecleaning, May 16, 2014, completion to be determined.  We are past the point of no return, thus must move forward with an effort to save our nation, as there is no other choice.
A duck cannot be turned into a fox; an elephant cannot be turned into a flea; the laws of nature will not permit.The United States of America (elephant) while embracing the "LIE" is teetering on the abyss of becoming a sniveling, blood sucking, undesirable nation (flea). OPERATION AMERICAN SPRING will be a gigantic step in removing the flea infestation that is sucking the blood out of America."

Hey, and here Green Eagle mocked the whole thing until he heard those profound words about the elephant and the flea.  That makes so much sense. Oh wait, it's one of the dumber things he has ever heard.  And never forget:

"The goal is restoring the US Constitution as the law of the land"

Which is to be accomplished by destroying everything the Constitution has to say about how we pick our leaders, and substituting rule of the mob.  That will certainly work, won't it?

Or not- remember that the last Grand March of Millions on Washington to Destroy the Democrats drew about 130 people.  The Great Truckers' Drive In before that drew a couple of hundred.  The Bikers' Ride on Washington drew maybe a couple of thousand.  So it looks likely that these people will get their wish of driving the Black Man out of the White House on January 20, 2017, when he will hand over power to the Woman from Arkansas and her husband, who at least already know their way around the building.  Unless, of course, one of these "non-violent" people succeeds in killing him before his term is up, always a possibility in these days of Patriotism.

In any event, Green Eagle, who has made it his mission to follow the many New American Revolutions that we now see every year, will be keeping an eye out for this one, at which point he will treat you to a few cheap laughs at the expense of these ignorant, vicious jackasses.


6 comments:

Jerry Critter said...

It is interesting that in Phase 3 they put principles in quotation marks. I guess they had to do that since the people they listed have no principles at all. They are just fucking jackasses.

Green Eagle said...

Yeah, I thought that was a little bit strange too- a sort of Freudian slip, I guess.

Infidel753 said...

Assumptions: Millions of Americans will participate

Holy shit, how many times can they keep doing this? How many Million Man Marches that draw 74 people can they go through before it dawns on them that next time will be just the same?

Green Eagle said...

Well, if they have 13,514 marches with 74 people each, isn't that the same as one march with a million?

Jerry Critter said...

With one march a day, it would take only 37 years to accomplish.

Green Eagle said...

Hey, what else do they have to do with their time? They're all fat old geezers and God knows, they've already watched enough Fox News to last them for the rest of their lives.