The author of the Esquire article, Lieutenant Colonel Robert Bateman (from our real army) has this to say about "General" Goodson:
"I myself would not have believed that such a thing could even exist... I think it is so flipping funny and pathetic that it needs to be shared."Well, unfortunately, any reader of Wingnut Wrapup knows all too well that such things and worse can exist in great quantities in this country, and the very true fact that it is funny and pathetic does not alter the reality that it is also very dangerous. In fact, absent a general willingness to confront these people with their insanity, we are bound, sooner or later, to see some real tragedies enacted by them.
If you care to learn any more about the New Confederate Army, you can look at their website here, although I think the video pretty much tells you all you need to know.
Okay, okay, responding to overwhelming demand from those who want to know, here are a few of the reasons that the New Confederate Army is preparing to rise up against liberals:
"That they do knowingly slander the Southern Movement, comparing them to the KKK and all White Supremacist movements."Man, I wonder why that might be. And if it is such an insult, why do you guys act like White Supremacists?
"That they slander and mock those in the Southern movement, inferring that they are nothing but inbred uneducated rednecks."Look at your video, dude, and try to show some self-awareness. You are working night and day to convince us that you are an inbred uneducated fool. Don't blame us when your efforts meet with success.
"That the Entertainment Industry has helped, by mocking the Southern culture. Comedians like, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, James Gregory, have helped to instill in people the idea that Southerners are indeed stupid people. That the T.V. Talk shows, like Jerry Springer have made this impression even more tangible, by having guests that are toothless and with Southern accents."No more toothless guests, or we are going to come and shoot you!
"That they would have us believe that the Confederacy is no longer in existence"Where, oh, where might they have gotten that idea?
Oh well, as I said, if this isn't enough nonsense for you, click on the link to their website and treat yourself to more. Be my guest.
Update: It has been pointed out that this jackass has taken down this ludicrous video. In case you really want to see him in action, here is another really pathetic taste: