Boy, the right wingers were out there blabbing today. So, let's not waste any time; let's get right to work.
Town Hall: "Analysis: Will Republicans Win the Senate?"
Translation: They've already given up on the White House.
Byron York, Town Hall: "Romney Will be Judged on Actions, Not Coverage"
Man, after the last week, that isn't good news for Republicans.
Jeff Jacoby, Town Hall: "Just as Intended, Teachers Strike Hurts Families"
Just as intended...Can't you just see the planning committee: "Mwahahaha...what can we do to hurt families...that's all we teachers live for..."
Katie Kieffer, Town Hall: " Let’s bring selfish back, y’all! Last week, I wrote that if you are a Christian, you must embrace Ayn Rand’s economic philosophy (capitalism). Today, I will explore this further."
Not with me reading it, you wont.
Daniel J. Mitchell, Town Hall: "No, I’m Not Corrupt...That being said, I invite the world to comb through everything I’ve ever done, everything I’ve ever said, and everything I’ve ever written to find the slightest shred of evidence that I am motivated by anything other than a principled belief in liberty. "
Everything you've ever done or written? How about when you write the same old Republican lies right there on Town Hall? Hey, that was an easy one to deal with.
Wayne Allyn Root, Town Hall: "Why This Ex-Libertarian is Voting Mitt Romney"
Because he's stupid? That's my guess, based on the fact that virtually everyone I ever met who called himself a libertarian is stupid.
Madeline McAulay, Town Hall: "Young Conservatives have managed to create a social media empire, yet the mainstream media continues to report as though they are non-existent."
And lucky for you guys, Madeline, since your "social media empire" is filled with the same lies and smears as the rest of the right wing media. If anyone paid attention to it, you'd be laughed out of the country.
Julie Ershani, Human Events: "Embassy protests may have been staged by Iranian government"
Yeah, and they may have just as easily been staged by Martians, for all of the evidence that Julie gives. But any chance to promote warmongering against Iran, I guess.
And now, it's time for a little right wing hallucinating:
Bob Owens: "Hit the road, Barack: Romney up 6 in NC after Godless DNC debacle...The stunning incompetence of Barack Obama’s presidency is going to be washed away in an electoral tsunami in November, with high voter turnout among Republicans and conservatives, consistent independent and moderate turnout in favor of Romney, and depressed turnout among Democrats."
Yes, Romney being up in one of the most right wing States in the country is a sure sign that Obama is going to lose. All the Republicans, who can't stand Romney, are going to rush out to vote for him, and all of a sudden, all the independents are going to switch their votes. Keep thinking that way, Bob. Sucker.
Roger Simon, PJ Media: "Barry, Hillary — I Demand to be Arrested! Arrest me, Hillary, before I start making my own movie about Mohammed."
How about if we just put you under a 72 hour psych hold? That sounds more appropriate in your case, Roger.
Leslie Loftis, PJ Media: "How About a ‘Crusade’ Against the Conventional Wisdom on Childhood Obesity?"
Because fat kids are so nice, I guess. Absolutely nothing that the Obamas do can be worthwhile. It's all got to be some manipulative plot to seize more power for themselves. What's next, "Petting your dog- the first step to Communist Subversion?"
David P. Goldman, PJ Media: "When Do We Get to Attack Obama's Character?"
What in the name of God are you talking about, David? You've been attacking his character (with an endless succession of lies) since the day you figured out that he wasn't white. Grow up a little already, and take some responsibility for your behavior.
Bryan Preston, PJ Media: "A Few Thoughts on the Second 9-11"
Yes, the four deaths in Benghazi are totally the equivalent of the three thousand deaths on American soil on the real 9-11. This is so contemptible that it is hard to believe, but this is what the Repubicans are going to run with for the next six weeks. Unless they can think of a worse lie, you might as well get used to it.
Here's a little of the despicable argument Bryan makes:
"At a moment when the Middle East was spinning out of control and the proverbial 3 am crisis call came in, America did not appear to have a president at all. Until Mitt Romney spoke up, anyway."
Because nothing is more Presidential than mindless, ignorant belligerence, and twisting national tragedies to your personal benefit.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Eat Your Peas!… Michelle Obama Admits to Snacking Down on Fried Twinkies"
News, wingnut style.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Breaking: Obama Administration Stonewalls on Benghazi 9-11 Terror Attack"
Of course, if they did answer right wing questions, Obama would be accused of leaking national security secrets.
Stephen Stone, Renew America: "Those who find themselves with seemingly no choice this presidential election do in fact have a choice they might not immediately recognize. It's called doing what God wants."
And who does God want? Mitt. Surprised?
Michael Oberndorf, Renew America: "Obama and Clinton must resign -- NOW!"
Don't put any money on that, Michael.
World Net Daily EXCLUSIVE! "A research article posted on the website of terrorist-turned-Christian Walid Shoebat contends the oldest known references to the Islamic deity Allah are not in Arabian records but in Babylonian artifacts. Ancient tablets describe “Alla” as a deity of “violence and revolution.”
Of course, "Allah" is just the Arabic word for "God," and the God of ancient Babylon has absolutely nothing to do with the God of Muslims. But, hey, it's a racist smear, so it's good enough for World Net Daily. And by the way- "terrorist turned Christian"...ha ha. That should be "con man turned, well, still con man."
A piece of advice for you, guys: Never trust a guy named Shoebat.
World Net Daily: "'F--- America!' shouted in Jakarta"
Ooh, that hurt. We'll never recover, we're so upset.
Ben Voth, American Thinker: "It's Not Bush's Fault"
Yes it is, Ben. Now, go back to sleep. If I were you, I'd stay asleep for about four years, until you guys have a chance to nominate some other jackass, to get crushed by Hillary. Okay, maybe you need to sleep for twelve years.
Fred J. Eckert, American Thinker: "Sounding and Acting Like Reagan, Romney Has Them Terrified. I knew Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was a friend of mine. And Mitt Romney is reminding me an awful lot of Ronald Reagan."
Fred is talking about Romney's vicious, anti-American attack after the four deaths in Libya. Fred, try taking a look at what Reagan actually said after the failed Iran hostage rescue attempt, before you open your big fat lying mouth:
"Former California Gov. Ronald Reagan told reporters it wouldn’t be appropriate for him to express an opinion at that time. “This is the time for us as a nation and a people to stand united” and to pray, Reagan said, according to United Press International."
Romney is reminding you of Ronald Reagan? Listen, Reagan might have been nothing but a two
bit B actor, but Romney is so pathetic than he couldn't even hold
Newsmax: "GOP Base to Romney: Why Aren't You Winning?"
Because you idiots saw to it that your party picked a truly horrible candidate. That's why. Too late to change now.
Well, enough. See you soon.