ROMNEY- COMMUNIST SUBVERSIVE!!!!!!!
The massive investigative journalist team at Green Eagle World Wide Media has learned that Mitt Romney is a KGB trained Communist implanted in our political system for the express purpose of destroying our Republic.
Inside sources at the Romney campaign, who carefully chose Green Eagle to break this story, but who cannot be identified, have confirmed that, during the period from 1966 to 1969, when Romney was allegedly in the French city of "Paris," he was actually in Moscow, being carefully trained by the KGB to subvert American democracy and the Christian faith on which it is based!
Images such as the following, purporting to show Romney in France, are patent forgeries. In fact, this picture shows Romney being carefully guarded by his KGB handler.
Who could be so stupid as to be fooled by a picture of two people in front of a French car and a fence?
After immense research, Green Eagle has actually uncovered Romney's official Soviet identity papers from the period, and now reveals them for the first time!
Green Eagle DEMANDS that Romney produce his 1966 passport and all of his airline tickets from that period. Otherwise, he should be immediately imprisoned as an ENEMY SPY!
There is not one thing about the above post that is any more outrageous than anything the birthers have ever produced. This is what passes for journalism in the right wing world, as I have documented for years here at Green Eagle. What do you think, should we give it a try? It seems to work, after all.