Monday, September 17, 2012

If Liberal Bloggers Were Like Conservative Bloggers

Today, I'd like to try out a new approach to blogging.  I decided, rather than spend my time as I usually do, wading through the sludge to be found in the sewers of right wing thought, I would try to imagine how I would be reporting on this election if I thought just like a conservative.  Well, here is the result.  I hope you appreciate the fabrication intense scholarly research that went into this post.


The massive investigative journalist team at Green Eagle World Wide Media has learned that Mitt Romney is a KGB trained Communist implanted in our political system for the express purpose of destroying our Republic.

Inside sources at the Romney campaign, who carefully chose Green Eagle to break this story, but who cannot be identified, have confirmed that, during the period from 1966 to 1969, when Romney was allegedly in the French city of "Paris," he was actually in Moscow, being carefully trained by the KGB to subvert American democracy and the Christian faith on which it is based!

Images such as the following, purporting to show Romney in France, are patent forgeries.  In fact, this picture shows Romney being carefully guarded by his KGB handler.

Who could be so stupid as to be fooled by a picture of two people in front of a French car and a fence?

After immense research, Green Eagle has actually uncovered Romney's official Soviet identity papers from the period, and now reveals them for the first time!

This is undeniable proof that Romney is in fact an agent of  the Soviet Union, which even though it hasn't existed for a couple of decades, is still our greatest enemy.

Green Eagle DEMANDS that Romney produce his 1966 passport and all of his airline tickets from that period.  Otherwise, he should be immediately imprisoned as an ENEMY SPY!


There is not one thing about the above post that is any more outrageous than anything the birthers have ever produced.  This is what passes for journalism in the right wing world, as I have documented for years here at Green Eagle.  What do you think, should we give it a try?  It seems to work, after all.


Jerry Critter said...

Well,done, GE. A liberal blogger once again saves us from a right wing plot to overthrow the US. Damn Commies!

Dave Dubya said...

Impressive. You may be getting a call from FOX(R) or Karl Rove for your employing your journalistic skills.

Wealth and fame await; all you need to do is sell your soul for some good Republican money.

the yellow fringe said...

That stuff is true, just ask anybody.

Anonymous said...

We need to know more! What about Ryan and Al Queda?

Green Eagle said...

Thanks, all. Green Eagle has more to come. Next, Mitt Romney's real father. And then, I think I will be investigating the Ryan-Al Qaida connection that Anonymous mentioned.