Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Wingnut Wrapup

Oh man, let's just start off with this one:

World Politicus:  "Supreme Court Justice John Roberts Signs Off On Obama’s Removal For Treason… His Career Is Over...According to recent reports, Chief Justice John Roberts might have signed off on Interpol to have Obama impeached on the grounds of multiple counts of treason."

Reports by whom?  Certainly no one that knows a thing about American law.  First of all, of course, "Interpol" cannot have Obama removed for treason; only Congress can do that.  Second, Roberts cannot "sign off" on any criminal prosecution.  As Chief Justice, it is none of his business unless the person is convicted and their conviction is appealed to the Supreme  Court, which cannot in any event ever happen to a sitting President.  Third, do you think a Chief Justice would really be stupid enough to announce this effective coup attempt in public?  Man, this is a new height in Republican idiocy.

Except for maybe this, the worst attempt to gin up a Hillary scandal in the whole election:

World Net Daily:  "Hillary bus caught illegally dumping poop in street"

Yup, that's a real story at World Net Daily, now being picked up by wingnut sites around the country.  Just the ticket to bring the whole Hillary campaign down.  And if that doesn't work, how about this?

Marisa Schultz, New York Post:  "Hillary Clinton accused of stealing furniture from the State Department"

God, that's too pathetic to even comment on.

Michael Brown, Town Hall:  "Conservative Christians, Be Assured That President Hillary Clinton Will Declare War On You"

Bullshit.  Now they know they are losing so bad that they have to drive their supporters into a blind panic to get them to vote for Trump.  If Hillary's bus pooping in the street doesn't do the trick.

Cortney O'Brien:  "Why Giuliani Doesn't Believe Trump Accuser Who Claims to Have Been Assaulted in First Class"

Wrong question, Cortney.  The question should be "Why, when Rudy knows damed well that the accusations are true, is he going around in public, lying about them?"  -The answer:  He is a corrupt bastard without a shred of human decency, who is willing to collaborate with any sort of low life scum if it will keep him on the news shows.

Dan Spencer, Town Hall:  "Pence: Clinton’s Monica Lewinsky Scandal ‘The Most Appalling Behavior’ of Any President"

How about when George W. Bush started a war of aggression in an innocent country, that resulted in the deaths of a million innocent civilians?  I guess that is not as bad as a Democrat getting a blow job.

Tyler O,Neil, PJ Media:  "Vanderbilt Professor: Hillary Clinton is Proof 'Satanism is on the Rise'"

They're really losing it now.

"I would argue that Satanism itself is on the rise in the country, and I think that that's well documented," Swain declared. She argued that the deceptive tactics associated with Lucifer have infiltrated the country's political discourse, and traced that back to the leftist professor Saul Alinsky...Swain, a black woman who grew up in poverty, dropped out of college to become a single mother, but pulled herself up to become a college professor, went on to attack the "Black Lives Matter" movement."

I hope you are getting paid damed well to say things like this, lady, because if your religion turns out to be true, you are headed to a bad place after judgment day.  And by the way, Vanderbilt University, it is a mark of eternal shame on you that this woman is allowed to teach at your school.  This is not free speech, it is a clear sign of mental disability.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "What Media Won’t Tell You: ‘How to Vote Trump’ Is Crushing “How to Vote Hillary’ on Google"

More evidence of why he's called the Stupidest Man On The Internet.  Jim, Hillary's voters already know how to vote, because they have been good citizens for a long time.  The assholes that look up "how to vote Trump" probably have to start their day by googling "how to tie your shoes."

And let's keep going with Jim, while he is on a roll:

"The Elites Have NO IDEA How Angry People Really Are"

We do, however, have a pretty good idea how stupid and crazy they are.  And let's just let Jim be the spokesman for this nonsense:

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "WIKILEAKS Releases Podesta Emails Part #9 on Sunday Morning – More Hillary Lies"

Wikileaks...e-mails...Podesta.  Is there anyone other than Trump idiots that even pays attention to this any more?  Wikileaks is now releasing these e-mails by the thousands, and there is nothing remotely incriminating in any of them.  So just keep it up.  There's an old Yiddish saying about "Machen Gelt von Dreck."  Sorry, guys- this time around it's all dreck and no gelt.

David R. Usher, American Thinker:  "Donald Trump is leading America's third war of Independence (the first two being in 1776 and the War of 1812)."

Talk about delusions of grandeur.

"Trump's campaign touched the taproot of the Electorate. Most Americans cannot quite put a finger on the reason..."

Well, we know the reason:  there are millions of really stupid, gullible, hate and greed-filled people out there, who are so utterly clueless that they think that electing a billionaire is the way to protect themselves from the "establishment."

Cliff Kincaid, Renew America:  "I don't know how anyone can demean women more than she has demeaned women, or present women as nothing more than pieces of meat. That's the hypocrisy we're dealing with here."

But the Clinton campaign is moving forward as the solemn protector of women's rights."

How about that for a big lie?  Tough to top that.

Linda Kimball, Renew America:  "Progressive leftism: the serpent's blood-soaked ideology of deception, malice, and madness"

Well, don't hold back, girl.  Tell us how you really feel.  Anyway, I tried to read more of this article- one of the most turgid, irrational things I have ever seen.  Don't try it yourself, unless you are either a professional or have a large supply of valium at hand.

Newsmax:  "Poll: Clinton Heavily Favored to Win Electoral College"

I.e. to be elected President.  But they can't bring themselves to say that.

Eddie Scarry, Washington Examiner:  "Donald Trump has all but disappeared from the TV news sets and press conference stages he once seemed all too eager to dominate earlier in the election, and is making it clear to the thousands of people who attend his rallies that the press is now his enemy."

No, Eddie, what it is making clear is that Trump finally realizes that the more the public sees him, the more they hate him.

Larry Klayman, World Net Daily:  "On the precipice of total Clinton tyranny!"

Ha ha.  Larry Klayman.  Ha ha.

Clarice Feldman, American Thinker:  "Man the Vote: It’s the Least You Can Do for Your Country...If only men voted, Trump would already have won."

Really? You mean that we could just call the election off, throw the Obamas into the street and put Trump in the White House? That's democracy for you.  And by the way, Clarice, if you think your fellow women and yourself shouldn't be allowed to vote, then you shouldn't be allowed to shoot your big fat ugly mouth off about anything political.  Get back in the kitchen where you belong, and do the dishes.

Stewart Lawrence, Daily Caller:  "Under Siege, Trump Needs To Call On Melania.  Now is the time when her special insight and reassurance are most needed."

"Special Insight."  Into what, I wonder?  how to parlay your looks into a marriage with a rich scum?

Philip Stuckey, Daily Caller:  "Gingrich: Trump Would Win If It Weren't For The Media"

I.e. if all people had to go on were Republican lies and smears.

Julio Severo, Barb Wire:  "IF BRAZILIAN IMMIGRANTS IN THE U.S. ARE ACCUSED OF BEING ‘PIGS,’ WHY BLAME TRUMP?"

Why not?

Lee Duigon, Barb Wire:  "EMAILS SHOW CLINTON CAMPAIGN TRIED TO TAKE OVER CATHOLIC CHURCH"

Boy, you'd have to explain to me why she'd want it before I believe that one.

And let's all welcome a new visitor to Wingnut Wrapup:

American Reviewer:  "George Soros RIGGED Voting Machines in These 16 STATES! Is YOUR STATE On The List??"

Man, that Soros guy must be some kind of mechanic to have done that all by himself.

American Reviewer:  "BREAKING: Julian Assange of WIKILEAKS Was Just KILLED OFF … Please Pray"

Why pray if he's already dead?  P.S.- he's not. He just had his twitter feed cut off.  I know this is the cyber age, but still, cutting off your twitter feed doesn't really kill you.  Bet you are surprised to hear that.

"The details surrounding the situation are scarce"

You betcha they are.  So scarce that they don't exist.  Not scarce enough, however, to prevent them from asking:

"Do you think Hillary Clinton is behind this??"

Or, as long as we are reporting utterly preposterous claims, how about this one?

American Reviewer:  "OBAMA FORCING HOBBY LOBBY To CLOSE ALL STORES – Here’s The DISTURBINGLY TYRANNICAL REASON WHY "

Well, since he didn't do any such thing, no sense wasting time on their other false claims.  So, let's just go out on this one:

American Reviewer:  "SH0CKING VIDEO SURFACES of BARACK OBAMA From 1995 Revealing WHO HE REALLY IS"

A black man.  That is what the video reveals, clearly and for anyone to see.  He's really a black man.  Shocking!  If only more Americans had known this in 2008, we never would have to have suffered through eight years of job growth, tripling of the Dow, adding 20 million people to the rolls of the insured, avoiding three trillion dollar foreign aggressions, etc.

And is there anyone on earth that would believe this one?

Christine Rousselle, Town Hall:  "After First Posing Nude, Madonna Now Offering Sexual Favors For Voting For Hillary"

Sounds more like a Trump tactic to me.  Melania, I hope you're rested up.  Time to earn your keep.

And this news just in:

Gateway Pundit:  "ACTUARIAL REVIEW: Analysis of Recent Polls Shows Trump Win and Possible Landslide"

In other news from the same world:  Witcher Geralt of Rivia defeats the master vampire Detlaf to restore peace!

P.S.- Geralt is voting for Hillary.
Bruce Walker, American Thinker:  "What if There Were a National Conservative Party?"

That's an easy question to answer, because it has been tried.  In Germany, in the 1930's and 1940's.

And that's all I can take.  Believe me, it goes on and on at this point.

1 comment:

Magpie said...

"America's third war of Independence (the first two being in 1776 and the War of 1812)."

I get pedantic about these things: The American War of Independence began in 1775, not 1776.

Anyway what is Trump's declaration?
"no taxation without millionaire evasion"?