Sunday, January 4, 2015

Things Too Good to Ever Come True

From Crooks and Liars:

"Gohmert Announces Challenge To Boehner"

Speaker of the House Louie Gohmert, here eliciting an appropriate response from America's top TV news analyst:
Nah, it'll never happen.  We aren't that lucky.


Infidel753 said...

Gohmert's intellect makes Sarah Palin look like Bertrand Russell, and his view of the world makes Don Quixote look like a hard-headed realist. He's the most appropriate possible leader for today's Republicans. Unfortunately you're probably right about his chances, since Boehner will easily outsmart him (so could the average potato).

Anonymous said...

Race baiting Sandinstan leaders are so much better

Green Eagle said...

Sandinstans? Do you mean Sandinistas? Funny, I haven't heard of any of them in Congress lately.

Weird Dave said...

Daniel Ortega for Speaker of the House!

Anonymous said...

Yes I meant Sandinistas

Green Eagle said...

Anonymous, as usual, you are a filthy liar.

The Sandinistas were the legally elected and popular government of Nicaragua. The elections were internationally supervised and certified to be honest. The Contras were drug dealing fascist terrorists who were illegally supported by President Reagan in an attempt to overthrow this legal government, using money he raised by illegally selling weapons to our enemies in Iran, in an open specimen of treason. That is the simple truth; and if you will not admit that,to be blunt, you can fuck yourself with a red hot piece of number 14 rebar as far as I am concerned; you have demonstrated over and over again that you are a person without honor, so none of us cares what you think.