Oh God, Not This Again!
Yes, culture fans, Green Eagle's Art Corner is back! Today, we want to bring to your attention, one David Bugnon, an artist who will certainly be looking to challenge Jon McNaughton as the grand master of Conservative painting (although it must be admitted, I have yet to find a chicken in his work- an important thing, I am sure you will agree.)
This challenge to McNaughton's supremacy comes in the form of the following masterful oil painting, featuring a heroic vision of the great knight of European culture, Andrew Breitbart in a magnificent suit of armor, which is listed for sale right now at the Conservative website Patriot Depot, for the low, low price of $3995.00:
Well, it was listed for sale. That's until someone at Wonkette discovered this:
That image on the right there is a still from the video game Assassin's Creed. Whoops, I guess the thing wasn't an oil painting at all, just a cheesy photoshop job, made from stolen images. The offer to sell the "painting" is down now, I presume while the owners of the website try to figure out how much they can get for a piece of pathetic plagiarism.
Well, why should liberals be left out of this game? We all want Andrew Breitbart to be remembered for the great political figure he was, so Green Eagle has given this a try too. Here is Green Eagle's "oil painting," which, I am sure you can guess, he will be willing to part with for far less that $3995.00:
Green Eagle is sure that you will agree that, with this single masterpiece, he has established himself in the top rank of Conservative artists. Bids will be accepted beginning on Monday, with a reserve of 5 cents.
This challenge to McNaughton's supremacy comes in the form of the following masterful oil painting, featuring a heroic vision of the great knight of European culture, Andrew Breitbart in a magnificent suit of armor, which is listed for sale right now at the Conservative website Patriot Depot, for the low, low price of $3995.00:
Well, why should liberals be left out of this game? We all want Andrew Breitbart to be remembered for the great political figure he was, so Green Eagle has given this a try too. Here is Green Eagle's "oil painting," which, I am sure you can guess, he will be willing to part with for far less that $3995.00:
Comments
but I sure like the chick the red “ruffled sheath dress from bloomingdales”
Take care mate.
Anonymous,
Spare us the pathetic “we can’t be racists because we once met a black person we liked” line. If you were genuine you wouldn’t have to go through the pantomime of trying hard. “Off the plantation” is code for “just because you’re black we’d never give you a damned thing” which itself implies a condescension.
You mean give me a break with that tired old line. Like we go around saying or thinking that. But as usual it's always great to have a smart liberal put things in perspective or the rest of us clueless racists.
So according to your wisdom you can still be racist if you are a white person married to a black person.
And what fantastic qualities do you have that proves you aren't a racist?
look at this bunch of rscists
Live it! Learn it!
If you're not a racist... then don't write like one.
Talk instead about how Breitbart can be worthy of such artistic deification as some kind of angelic warrior.
No-one here started calling anyone racist before you did. You brought it, you wear it.
As for the black conservative he supposedly "defended," I don't know what you are talking about, but I can tell you that there is no more decency in defending such a person than there would have been in defending Vidkun Quisling as a great Norwegian.