Tuesday, May 29, 2012

This News Just In

"Naked Man Eats Face of Other Man on MacArthur Causeway, Miami, Florida"

Rick Scott, where were you this weekend?

5 comments:

mastercynic said...

The zombie apocalypse begins with a single face.

Anonymous said...

nothing like stuffing your face with someone else's face.

Magpie said...

So... how is that war on drugs going...?

Anonymous said...

'So... how is that war on drugs going...?'

Almost as good as the 50 year "War on Poverty"

Green Eagle said...

And now, Mastercynic kindly brings to our attention the case of a MMA fighter who cut his opponent's still-beating heart out after pummeling him in a practice session. A couple more incidents like this, and the whole zombie thing is going to get way out of control.