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"Naked Man Eats Face of Other Man on MacArthur Causeway, Miami, Florida"

Rick Scott, where were you this weekend?

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mastercynic said…
The zombie apocalypse begins with a single face.
May 29, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Anonymous said…
nothing like stuffing your face with someone else's face.
May 29, 2012 at 7:57 PM
Magpie said…
So... how is that war on drugs going...?
May 30, 2012 at 4:45 AM
Anonymous said…
'So... how is that war on drugs going...?'

Almost as good as the 50 year "War on Poverty"
May 30, 2012 at 7:27 AM
Green Eagle said…
And now, Mastercynic kindly brings to our attention the case of a MMA fighter who cut his opponent's still-beating heart out after pummeling him in a practice session. A couple more incidents like this, and the whole zombie thing is going to get way out of control.
May 30, 2012 at 7:12 PM
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