Boy, remember last fall when Sarah Palin made a fool out of herself when she couldn't answer a question about what the Vice President's constitutionally mandated duties are?
You ignorant idiot, Sarah! Didn't you ever read the part of the constitution that grants the Vice President the power to organize secret death squads? After all, haven't Vice Presidents throughout our history sent trained assassins into other countries to keep our people safe? Remember when Al Gore sent hit squads around the world to murder those who might threaten us some day? Remember when Dan Quayle- well, he only murdered the English language, but still, a precedent was surely set there.
So, wake up, Sarah. We are so lucky not to have a Vice President that doesn't have a clue what the office is for.
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