Wingnut Wrapup
I want to start things off today with an article at Renew America by some human maggot by the name of Gina Miller, which pretty much lays out the thinking of the Cruz- Gohmert wing of the Republican party these days:
'U.S. military could stop Obama, so he's destroying it... Obama has already packed his administration with homosexuals, and he has also shoved the radical homosexual agenda onto our military with his successful campaign to remove the 1993 "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, which never should have been put in place to begin with. Our military, from its founding – prior to President Clinton – forbade homosexuals from serving, period. It should have remained that way..."
Well, there's a lot more along these lines, but let's cut to the chase here:
" At what point should they stand up against the anti-constitutional lawlessness of this administration? Do they have a duty to defend the Obama regime in its criminal behavior? Do they not have a duty to resist it? I have no doubt that Obama fears a military coup against him and his administration...Barack Obama desperately needs to be removed from office. His systematic deconstruction of our once-free Republic is beyond treasonous. If he is not stopped, then by the end of his current term, his destruction of our freedoms, our economy, and our American way of life will likely be complete.
Again I ask, what will it take to stop Barack Obama?"
Well, there you go. They can't get what they want through the ballot box, no matter how they rig elections. They've tried to stir up a new Confederate rebellion, and haven't been able to get anyone but the usual lunatics to go along with that. Now, they are calling for a military coup against Obama. They are so lacking in self-awareness that they can champion this open treason, and yet tell themselves that they are the real, patriotic Americans.
Lloyd Marcus, Renew America: "With the Virginia gubernatorial election only a week away, Democrats are staying true to their play book. Our Liar and Chief will campaign with the Democrat candidate this weekend "
That's "liar in chief," dumbass.
Guy Benson, Town Hall: "Intelligence Officials: Actually, the White House Approved US Spying on Foreign Allies"
Yeah, the Bush White House. Guy forgot to mention that part.
Conn Carol, Town Hall: "TEXT: Sen. Mike Lee on "What's Next for Conservatives"
Oblivion. Or dictatorship. We'll see.
John Hawkins, Town Hall: "I Lost My Health Insurance Because Of Obamacare"
You lost your health insurance because you're stupid. No, I take it back. You lost your health insurance because you are such a right wing sucker that you'd rather die than admit that Democrats can do anything right. This poor sap got a letter from his insurance company telling him that his charges were going way up. Unfortunately, most of us get letters like this every year from those greedy bastards, but this year they have a new twist- they blame it all on Obama! And suckers like John eat it up. Go on the exchanges and learn you've been ripped off. No? Okay, whatever.
Mona Charen, Town Hall: "How to Appeal to the White Working Class"
This is really one of the stupider articles Green Eagle has read lately. And that's saying something, believe me. Mona says the following:
"Members of the white working class... are "suspicious of the idea that business leaders and financial experts have their interests at heart. ... Well over half believe that business makes too much profit and that Wall Street does more to hurt than to help the economy. Three-quarters believe that a few large companies hold too much power."
And by the way, let's just make it clear that people don't just "believe" these things, they know them, because these things are facts. So, what is Mona's solution to this problem? Well...she never really got around to that. So, I guess it's back to racism and lies again.
Dennis Prager, Town Hall: "I have never written or broadcast that our country was being seriously damaged by a president. So it is with great sadness that I write that President Barack Obama has done and continues to do major damage to America. The only question is whether this can ever be undone."
Great sadness, oh, great sadness! That is what Dennis feels when he tells lies about a Democrat. God, he must be the most depressed person on earth, because that's all he ever does. Of course it is true that he never ever suggested that George W. Bush was doing damage to the country, while Bush and his buddy Dick were wrecking the economy, the military and our position as a world moral leader. I wonder why that might be, other than my ever-increasing suspicion that Dennis has made it his life's work to make it from birth to death without ever telling the truth about anything. So far, he's right on target.
Claudia Rosett, The Rosett Report: "So, What Are We Doing About Syria’s Other WMD Program?"
What other WMD program? Well, who knows, really. But we need to forget about the real WMD's which Obama is succeeding in eliminating, and instead worry about some other ones that might just exist, and that Obama has not eliminated yet.
Cindy Simpson, Renew America: "Ted Cruz is our Tilly Smith...Tilly Smith was a hero. Vacationing on a beach in 2004 in Thailand, the ten-year old Tilly immediately recognized the signs of the approaching tsunami and quickly warned fellow beachgoers, in time to save over a hundred lives..."
Well, at least, Ted acts like he is ten years old.
Derek Hunter, Town Hall: "President Obama loves to golf. President Obama loves to campaign. President Obama loves to hobnob with celebrities. In fact, President Obama loves all the trappings of the presidency except, it would seem, actually doing the job of being President. "
And lucky for you guys that he isn't acting like your notion of a President, or you Republican traitors would all end up like Saddam Hussein.
Paula Boyard, PJ Media: "At Least We Don’t Have Marauding Hippos in the Streets of America "
Except in New Jersey. If you get what I'm saying here.
Joseph Farah, World Net Daily: "Where's the darn tea party? I don't know about you, but I'm frustrated by the fact that no one is marching on Washington today despite the fact that the fabric of our nation is being destroyed in the greatest attack on liberty and self-government in the history of our country."
NO ONE IS MARCHING TODAY!!!!! How can that be? They're marching every other day- all two hundred or so of them. And it's accomplishing so much.
World Net Daily: "Comic Jackie Mason flays Obama as lying 'maniac.' "It's such a ridiculous thing. The whole country's walking around wondering if this guy's really the president of a country. He sounds more like a maniac in an asylum," Mason said in a radio interview Sunday night."
Man, that's comedy. It reminds me of the good old days, when you could catch a hilarious standup routine from Hermann Goehring or Father Coughlin. Those were the days, huh?
And now, the most spectacular right wing idiocy of the week:
Patriots Ride for the Constitution: "Obama Administration Proposes 2,300-Page “New Constitution” He is working overtime to over throw our Constitution. Folks it is time to turn off the soap operas and Football games and get involved in Team America before we lose her! There is always SOME truth to these claims."
Some truth. Right. A right winger found this story on a satire site and didn't get the joke. It's now spreading all over the wingnut world. Because what could make more sense?
And now, enjoy this comment I ran across:
"One very important thing to mention here is that George H.W. Bush was a child in Germany at the time of WW II, who was groomed by the Nazi’s, was adopted by Prescott Bush and brought to America in order to “continue” the Nazi Regime, known now as The Fourth Reich."
Of course, at the same time that George H. W. Bush was a child in Nazi Germany, he was a pilot in the U.S. military, serving with distinction in the Pacific. Hey, the Air Corps was filled with German children, right?
Jim Fletcher, World Net Daily: “Whatever happened to Western civilization?” Swanson asks. “Somehow, Christians have lost ground in every cultural area of leadership and influence in Europe and America since 1700. This is an indisputable fact. The remaining Christians search for an explanation. They want to know how it happened.”
Maybe if the people who spend so much of their time going around calling themselves "Christian" weren't such a pack of greedy, hate filled, delusional jerks, things would work out better for them. Jim believes that the decline of his idiotic cult is the result of a cabal which is attempting to corrupt mankind, and whose members include Nathaniel Hawthorne, John Locke and even Shakespeare. Man, why don't these guys try to find a better way to spend their time?
Matthew Vadum, American Thinker: "Yes, Virginia, the GOP Establishment did stick a shiv in Ken Cuccinelli"
If they did, it's the only decent thing they've done in years. Say, guys, how about Ted Cruz next?
'U.S. military could stop Obama, so he's destroying it... Obama has already packed his administration with homosexuals, and he has also shoved the radical homosexual agenda onto our military with his successful campaign to remove the 1993 "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, which never should have been put in place to begin with. Our military, from its founding – prior to President Clinton – forbade homosexuals from serving, period. It should have remained that way..."
Well, there's a lot more along these lines, but let's cut to the chase here:
" At what point should they stand up against the anti-constitutional lawlessness of this administration? Do they have a duty to defend the Obama regime in its criminal behavior? Do they not have a duty to resist it? I have no doubt that Obama fears a military coup against him and his administration...Barack Obama desperately needs to be removed from office. His systematic deconstruction of our once-free Republic is beyond treasonous. If he is not stopped, then by the end of his current term, his destruction of our freedoms, our economy, and our American way of life will likely be complete.
Again I ask, what will it take to stop Barack Obama?"
Well, there you go. They can't get what they want through the ballot box, no matter how they rig elections. They've tried to stir up a new Confederate rebellion, and haven't been able to get anyone but the usual lunatics to go along with that. Now, they are calling for a military coup against Obama. They are so lacking in self-awareness that they can champion this open treason, and yet tell themselves that they are the real, patriotic Americans.
Lloyd Marcus, Renew America: "With the Virginia gubernatorial election only a week away, Democrats are staying true to their play book. Our Liar and Chief will campaign with the Democrat candidate this weekend "
That's "liar in chief," dumbass.
Guy Benson, Town Hall: "Intelligence Officials: Actually, the White House Approved US Spying on Foreign Allies"
Yeah, the Bush White House. Guy forgot to mention that part.
Conn Carol, Town Hall: "TEXT: Sen. Mike Lee on "What's Next for Conservatives"
Oblivion. Or dictatorship. We'll see.
John Hawkins, Town Hall: "I Lost My Health Insurance Because Of Obamacare"
You lost your health insurance because you're stupid. No, I take it back. You lost your health insurance because you are such a right wing sucker that you'd rather die than admit that Democrats can do anything right. This poor sap got a letter from his insurance company telling him that his charges were going way up. Unfortunately, most of us get letters like this every year from those greedy bastards, but this year they have a new twist- they blame it all on Obama! And suckers like John eat it up. Go on the exchanges and learn you've been ripped off. No? Okay, whatever.
Mona Charen, Town Hall: "How to Appeal to the White Working Class"
This is really one of the stupider articles Green Eagle has read lately. And that's saying something, believe me. Mona says the following:
"Members of the white working class... are "suspicious of the idea that business leaders and financial experts have their interests at heart. ... Well over half believe that business makes too much profit and that Wall Street does more to hurt than to help the economy. Three-quarters believe that a few large companies hold too much power."
And by the way, let's just make it clear that people don't just "believe" these things, they know them, because these things are facts. So, what is Mona's solution to this problem? Well...she never really got around to that. So, I guess it's back to racism and lies again.
Dennis Prager, Town Hall: "I have never written or broadcast that our country was being seriously damaged by a president. So it is with great sadness that I write that President Barack Obama has done and continues to do major damage to America. The only question is whether this can ever be undone."
Great sadness, oh, great sadness! That is what Dennis feels when he tells lies about a Democrat. God, he must be the most depressed person on earth, because that's all he ever does. Of course it is true that he never ever suggested that George W. Bush was doing damage to the country, while Bush and his buddy Dick were wrecking the economy, the military and our position as a world moral leader. I wonder why that might be, other than my ever-increasing suspicion that Dennis has made it his life's work to make it from birth to death without ever telling the truth about anything. So far, he's right on target.
Claudia Rosett, The Rosett Report: "So, What Are We Doing About Syria’s Other WMD Program?"
What other WMD program? Well, who knows, really. But we need to forget about the real WMD's which Obama is succeeding in eliminating, and instead worry about some other ones that might just exist, and that Obama has not eliminated yet.
Cindy Simpson, Renew America: "Ted Cruz is our Tilly Smith...Tilly Smith was a hero. Vacationing on a beach in 2004 in Thailand, the ten-year old Tilly immediately recognized the signs of the approaching tsunami and quickly warned fellow beachgoers, in time to save over a hundred lives..."
Well, at least, Ted acts like he is ten years old.
Derek Hunter, Town Hall: "President Obama loves to golf. President Obama loves to campaign. President Obama loves to hobnob with celebrities. In fact, President Obama loves all the trappings of the presidency except, it would seem, actually doing the job of being President. "
And lucky for you guys that he isn't acting like your notion of a President, or you Republican traitors would all end up like Saddam Hussein.
Paula Boyard, PJ Media: "At Least We Don’t Have Marauding Hippos in the Streets of America "
Except in New Jersey. If you get what I'm saying here.
Joseph Farah, World Net Daily: "Where's the darn tea party? I don't know about you, but I'm frustrated by the fact that no one is marching on Washington today despite the fact that the fabric of our nation is being destroyed in the greatest attack on liberty and self-government in the history of our country."
NO ONE IS MARCHING TODAY!!!!! How can that be? They're marching every other day- all two hundred or so of them. And it's accomplishing so much.
World Net Daily: "Comic Jackie Mason flays Obama as lying 'maniac.' "It's such a ridiculous thing. The whole country's walking around wondering if this guy's really the president of a country. He sounds more like a maniac in an asylum," Mason said in a radio interview Sunday night."
Man, that's comedy. It reminds me of the good old days, when you could catch a hilarious standup routine from Hermann Goehring or Father Coughlin. Those were the days, huh?
And now, the most spectacular right wing idiocy of the week:
Patriots Ride for the Constitution: "Obama Administration Proposes 2,300-Page “New Constitution” He is working overtime to over throw our Constitution. Folks it is time to turn off the soap operas and Football games and get involved in Team America before we lose her! There is always SOME truth to these claims."
Some truth. Right. A right winger found this story on a satire site and didn't get the joke. It's now spreading all over the wingnut world. Because what could make more sense?
And now, enjoy this comment I ran across:
"One very important thing to mention here is that George H.W. Bush was a child in Germany at the time of WW II, who was groomed by the Nazi’s, was adopted by Prescott Bush and brought to America in order to “continue” the Nazi Regime, known now as The Fourth Reich."
Of course, at the same time that George H. W. Bush was a child in Nazi Germany, he was a pilot in the U.S. military, serving with distinction in the Pacific. Hey, the Air Corps was filled with German children, right?
Jim Fletcher, World Net Daily: “Whatever happened to Western civilization?” Swanson asks. “Somehow, Christians have lost ground in every cultural area of leadership and influence in Europe and America since 1700. This is an indisputable fact. The remaining Christians search for an explanation. They want to know how it happened.”
Maybe if the people who spend so much of their time going around calling themselves "Christian" weren't such a pack of greedy, hate filled, delusional jerks, things would work out better for them. Jim believes that the decline of his idiotic cult is the result of a cabal which is attempting to corrupt mankind, and whose members include Nathaniel Hawthorne, John Locke and even Shakespeare. Man, why don't these guys try to find a better way to spend their time?
Matthew Vadum, American Thinker: "Yes, Virginia, the GOP Establishment did stick a shiv in Ken Cuccinelli"
If they did, it's the only decent thing they've done in years. Say, guys, how about Ted Cruz next?
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