Sunday, November 3, 2013

My Horoscope for Today

"You're getting the respect you know you deserve -- you should start to see the signs by midday at the latest. Your terrific personal energy helps you to take it all in stride, but things are certainly on the right course."

Maybe my mother lied to me about what month I was born in.

1 comment:

Magpie said...

On 30th March 2011 the Virgin site said Richard Branson has bought Pluto and intends to reinstate it as a planet.

When I’m rich I’m going to buy Jupiter and demote it to a lamp shade, because apparently you can do anything if you have the money.