Well, That is Certainly a Comfort to Us All

Where would we be without my hometown paper, the Los Angeles Times, to keep us abreast on world news?

"JERUSALEM — If the Messiah descends from the Mount of Olives as foretold in the Bible, America's two biggest Christian broadcasters are well-positioned to cover it live thanks to recent acquisitions of adjacent Jerusalem studios on a hill overlooking the Old City.

Texas-based Daystar Television Network already beams a 24-hour-a-day live webcam from its terrace. Not to be outdone, Costa Mesa-based Trinity Broadcasting Network last month bought the building next door."

Live coverage of the second coming.  Well, I just hope no one is stupid enough to prepay for advertising on the special broadcast.

Comments

Magpie said…
‘Yessir the messiah is coming again and he’ll be wearing a white shirt, gold jacket, shades and crunching a big cigar and he’ll be getting’ to the lone star state as soon as he can to sort out them liberals with their whinin’ about polar bears – ain’t no polar bears in the Bible - and all them smarty pants folk with their dinosaurs and education an’ fancy talk. Got no time to hang with the poor and the despised THIS time, no sir…. It’s straight to the studio.’

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