Milestones in Lunacy- The Greenland Theory
I ran across a conspiracy theory today that had even Green Eagle staggered by its sheer audacity, so I would like to share some of it with you. I usually don't link to right wing sites, as you know, but this one is so massively loony, and has so much that I can't do justice to in a post that I;ll make an exception in this case, for those of you who want a good laugh.
Anyway, here are the basics:
And really, there's more in the actual post, such as the fact that 1300 years of world history never happened. God knows, it will probably be no more than a couple more years before Louie Gohmert starts pushing this one.
Anyway, here are the basics:
"Top 10 “Greenland Theory” Revelations:.
1. The Greco-Roman Empire faked its own death 714 years ago and relocated to Greenland
2. Greenland is actually green and therefore not covered in ice and snow
3. Switzerland is home to the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)
4. The Earth is an oblate spheroid (i.e., a disc) rather than a round basketball-like shape
5. Earth has a second moon, the light of which is the Aurora Borealis
6. The Romans spoke English as evidenced by the Roman Score (i.e., the Roman alphabet)
7. The Greco-Romans were the first to invent gunpowder
8. The Holy Bible is the allegorical and metaphorical history book of the Greco-Roman Empire
9. G.O.D (i.e., God) is an acronym for Greenland of Denmark
10. The Earth is governed by the Great White Brotherhood in Greenland"
And really, there's more in the actual post, such as the fact that 1300 years of world history never happened. God knows, it will probably be no more than a couple more years before Louie Gohmert starts pushing this one.
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Obvious if you think about it.
Happy Six Days After The Solstice All!.
I saw a hypnotist presentation once. He took 20 volunteers and stated that 10 to 20% of them, try as hard as he may, would be unable to be hypnotized.
In other words, 10 to 20% of people have the capacity to break free from their programming since inception. The Greenland Theory likely isn't 100% correct, but the man that put it together is clearly an autistic prodigy. It rings with truth and just because his claims contradict our indoctrination, it doesn't make them any less truem
If you put yourself in their shoes, evil and malicious thinking, it really starts to make sense. You would want to hide your home base and seem like you don't exist. There are just too many "coincidences" and the fact that I started thinking about the Roman's faking their own death and then discovering his theory is just mind blowing to me. Trust your instincts, and remember that he doesn't claim that a true GOD/LORD doesn't exist. Just that the one we are taught about isn't what we thought it was.